Thanks to Abby for:

Traffic Sign Fail
Light Burnout Fail
Fireworks Fail
Adobe Fail
Magnetic Alphabet Tablet Epic Fail
Special Buy Fail
Seafood Shop Ad Fail
Laundromat Fail
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Read Across America Fail
Convenience Store Fail
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Not only are penguins apparently now mam...
Roasted Chicken FAIL

haha
I before E except after FAIL.
photoshopped yawn
photoshopped?
as if, why would anyone bother? it’s not like we’re all wetting our pants is it?
i think you’re over estimating signmakers’ linguistic ability.
if anyone wants to hyphenate ‘over estimating’, be my guest