Tampon Instruction Fail

April 24th, 2008

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34 Responses to Tampon Instruction Fail

  1. pjbottoms on May 5th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    You never know when a purple crayon will come in handy—1001 uses, I guess.

  2. Anonymous on May 6th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    The “them” should also be changed to “it,” unless the tampons are what’s getting stopped up…

  3. Anonymous on May 7th, 2008 at 5:32 am

    should ‘stops’ also be changed to ‘blocks’?
    as in it blocks them up

    • D / DM on July 5th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

      Must be a dialectical thing.

      In the Southern U.S. (and, I’d assume, some other regions) toilets do get “stopped up.” If someone said the toilet was “blocked up,” we’d know what they meant, but we’d find it odd.

  4. hello on May 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    “Tampons” is plural, so should it be “they”?

  5. Anonymous on May 17th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    …it could be the action of “putting tampons in the toilet” that’s being referred to as “it”…

  6. Leah on May 20th, 2008 at 12:26 am

    It’s actually perfectly valid to include the “because”; ie. “Please do not put tampons in the toilet because they stop them up.”

    However, there is also a mistake in referring to multiple tampons, but only using “it” in “it stops them up”.

  7. Jay on June 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    What’s the fail here?
    Is there two?
    “Please because”?
    Or “it stops them up”?

    Or maybe three.
    All the tampons are doing is clogging them.
    Which is what they’re made for.
    Keeping something from flowing.

    • AuntieD on January 14th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

      Jay,
      I believe your second question should read “Are there two” not “Is there two”.

  8. Keelhaul on June 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Why is everyone blaming the tampons!!!………..It’s not their fault.
    Leave them alone!!!!!

  9. daddy00 on June 13th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    I especially like the random punctuation of Do Not. Do they mean to emphasize it more, where all caps would have worked better? I guess not much thought went into this at all. Perhaps a lot of thought was put into it, and this was the best that the author could do.

  10. failshirts on July 7th, 2008 at 7:15 am

    How dare they tell me where to put my tampons!
    .
    Funny shirts that smell like your mom… http://www.FAILshirts.com
    .

    • Arthur on May 24th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

      To be fair, I think they’re telling you (badly) where NOT to put your tampons. There are at least 1000 other places, including your coffee.
      btw, what does YOUR mother smell like…?!!!

  11. TK on July 13th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Couldn’t the sentence also be “they stop it up”… because tampons is plural but toilet isn’t.

  12. rrr on July 15th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    However, there is also a mistake in referring to multiple tampons, but only using “it” in “it stops them up”.

    ^
    ‘It’ can be used if it refers to an act of putting tampons in the toilet

    • L on December 5th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

      No, because the gerund “putting” (the noun form of “put,” to which the pronoun “it” could refer) does not appear in the sentence. A pronoun should not refer to an implied antecedent, only to an antecedent that actually appears in the sentence.

      Example: “Putting tampons in the toilet is a bad idea because it clogs it up.” (Still not a very good sentence.)

  13. Kelly on August 4th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    But youre supposed to flush tampons, they are made to disolve…lol.

  14. Jen on August 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    But youre supposed to flush tampons, they are made to disolve…lol.

    Above is the next entry for the website.

  15. Mint on September 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Please Do Not put tampons in the toilet please, because it stops them up. Thanks Mgrs.

    “Do” and “Not” are not supposed to be capitalized. There is an obvious run-on sentence. Also the word “them” is vague and an incorrect reference. The word “please” is also misplaced.

    ~*~
    Please Do Not put tampons in the toilet; it stops them up. Thanks Mgrs.

    We see the “Do” and “Not” are still capitalized. There is a semi-correct use of the semi-colon, although it could have easily been fixed without using a punctuation mark that is rarely used properly. On top of that, the vague word “them” is still awkward.

    ~*~

    Please do not put tampons in the toilet because it clogs the toilets up. Thanks. Mgrs.

    In this correction, “do not” are not capitalized, there is the word “because” to join the two sentences previously joined by punctuation marks. Also, the word “stops” is replaced with “clogs”. The use of the word “stops” may also work in this case. However, I have replaced it with the more specific term “clogs”. “Them” is replaced with “the toilets” to fix the vague pronoun issue.

    • Ellie on October 2nd, 2008 at 8:25 pm

      And yet in your in depth analysis, you still left a dangling preposition.

    • Anonymous on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm

      youre annoying

      • Arthur on May 24th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

        “you’re annoying” I think you mean :P

  16. SkippyWoodFood on November 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Mgrs?

  17. OBSERVER on August 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    you could all do with a tampon you all talk like a load of c–ts

  18. Anonymous on November 8th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
  19. Anonymous on November 9th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    The “it” refers to the action of “putting tampons in the toilet,” so it is not wrong. I think “them” is what was meant also, and that it was supposed to be “toilets.”

  20. Roger on November 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    all 26 commentators thus far seem to have missed the point:

    Tampons are disposed of singly, not in multiple quantities.

    The sign should read “please do not put your tampon in the toilet because it might cause a blockage.
    Thank you,
    The managers”

  21. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:46 am

    well…tampons arent they supposed to plugged shit up?

    @OBSERVER hey can i borrow one of yours?

  22. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:49 am

    @OBSERVER …oh CATS…i like cats…

  23. Ian Mac. on December 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I thought OBSERVER’s joke was quite good…

  24. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    It should be, “Please do not put your tampon in the toilet after use; The tampon may cause the toilet to get plugged up.

    Thank you, Mgrs

  25. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    “Please do not put your tampon in the toilet after use; The tampon may cause the toilet to get plugged up.”

    Thank you, Mgrs

  26. Anonymous on September 23rd, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    @Anonymous or clogs

  27. Autoverzekering online on January 26th, 2011 at 7:04 am

    good text

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