CHOCOLATE FAIL!

May 1st, 2008

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48 Responses to CHOCOLATE FAIL!

  1. Auntie Maim on May 2nd, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    In all of the falling off the chair laughing about “cockolate”, I almost missed the misplaced decimal point on the price of coffee, implying that coffee costs one hundred dollars. Awesome.

    • LKM on August 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

      That must be some mind-blowing cup o’ joe.

  2. Brian on May 2nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    that had to be on purpose.. right?

  3. Anonymous on May 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    I’m fairly certain this = joke on those people’s part.

  4. Anonymous on May 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Delicious.

  5. Volpeculus on May 4th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Yeah, I’m thinking this is just a really asinine joke on the barristas’ part.

  6. CM on May 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    100 bucks for coffie. That place sucks fails in more ways than one.

    • Arthur on May 24th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

      comment failure but witty nonetheless

  7. Drabik on May 7th, 2008 at 7:12 am

    CM, you fail! Its COFFEE. It’s written for you above.

  8. Anonymous on May 8th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Drabik, you fail! It’s “IT’S”. You had it correct to the right.

  9. nederninja on May 8th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    yummy, gimme hot cockolate.

  10. OasisGames on May 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    It’s a gay bar, clearly. The only thing FAIL here is the price for a cup o’ joe.

  11. Ashley on May 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Wow. Hot chockolate AND $100 for a cup of coffee?

  12. Ben on May 17th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    OasisGames: That’s exactly what I thought.

  13. roflcopter on June 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am

    lawlawlawlawlawlawlawl David’s gay.

    lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlwalawlawlawl

  14. Lee on June 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    the coffee is $100 so they will sell more hot cockolate XD

  15. Sçium on June 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Must be a StarBuck’s !!! OHH YEA JOKE!!!

    If anybody doesn’t get that, please feel free to shoot yourself, with my wishes.

  16. Anonymous on June 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 am

    sam saty drie end ofers fiil da pane

    • Anonymous on November 25th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

      da fuck’s wrong wit yall?

      • wtf on November 25th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

        what are either of you trying to say?
        FAIL

        • suspicious on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm

          haha your guys posts are like a minute apart

          • ReaZ on January 24th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

            “your guys”? Did someone leave their guys off their leashes again?

          • Anonymous on August 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 am

            i’m pretty sure the only one of you who spelled or used grammar correctly was ReaZ. however…everyonr else should go back to the 3rd grade…

          • Anonymous on August 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 am

            damn. even me… (everyonr)

  17. nakey on July 15th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Outta my way, people. I need me a little pick-me-up!

  18. Kov on September 14th, 2008 at 12:27 am

    mmmmm…

    …Dried male chicken ground and roasted and served to your enjoyment..

    … was this an Jamaican charcoal chicken bar?
    because $100 Jamaican dollars is $1.38 in USD, a good price for coffe

  19. Anon on September 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    the exclamation point makes it not funny, also its not an epic fail. Just a fail.

  20. Melissa on September 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    What is this site for? People who are scrupulous about spelling and whatnot?

    • coleslaw on December 15th, 2008 at 7:49 am

      pretty much but its funny as hell

  21. heh man on February 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    hot COCKolate

  22. Imtiaz on March 7th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    written on chocolate means this chocolate never ever being cool

  23. Lolgyt on October 28th, 2009 at 7:26 am

    Wha the fuck lolz!

  24. Anonymous on October 29th, 2009 at 5:50 am

    @Anonymous You really don’t know how stupid you sound, do you?

  25. Anonymous on October 29th, 2009 at 5:51 am

    I meant the one that said da fuck btw

  26. Danneh on October 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Obviously done deliberately.

  27. Aquamarien on November 3rd, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    nom nom nom yummy as :)

  28. charchar on November 6th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    yum =] can i have that =] lolz

  29. Anonymous on November 9th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Oh, well, I guess I can’t afford coffee anymore o.0

  30. BeesKnees on November 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    I find the comments funnier than the original fail.

  31. DLC on November 12th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @BeesKnees
    same here :)

  32. wtf[; on November 12th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    hahahahahaa.
    i started laughn then i choked fmll xD
    thats funny~ if i must add[;

  33. Dudeman on November 15th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Anonymous :
    i’m pretty sure the only one of you who spelled or used grammar correctly was ReaZ. however…everyonr else should go back to the 3rd grade…

    No, ReaZ needs to have his question mark inside of his quotes.

  34. Anon on November 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    That’s hot

  35. Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    @Dudeman, in response comment by ReaZ: the question mark was not a part of the original quote, therefore does not need to be included between the quotation marks. Get it right, and get a life while you’re at it.

  36. Ian Mac. on December 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    I’m too scared to write anything….

  37. Joanna on December 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    How is it that they can spell cappuccino but not chocolate??

  38. AK. on January 2nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    @Drabik
    lmfao`

  39. fuck you on December 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am

    this really taste like shaft guys… stop dissing it you dick wranglers!!

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