TEST DIRECTIONS FAIL

May 2nd, 2008

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19 Responses to TEST DIRECTIONS FAIL

  1. sengdroma on May 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Ha Ha, fate finally works on behalf of students!!!

  2. Anonymous on May 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    well yeah, but whoever took this test is also stupid.. look at the question and the kid’s answer. dumb

  3. brian on May 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    The kid’s answer was right, Anon. The negation of “the President is always in the White House” is “the President is NOT always in the White House,” which is equivalent to “the President is sometimes not in the White House.”

  4. Tom on May 5th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    IRONY FIAL.

  5. Anonymous on May 6th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    I think this one is stupid, because teachers can make mistakes. They do it all of the time. So FAIL OF ALL FAILS is not appropriate here.

  6. Tom on May 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    IRONY what, Tom?

  7. nederninja on May 8th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    agreed — a typo is not “FAIL OF ALL FAILS”…i have some faith that this was just a typo.

  8. nederninja on May 8th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    oh, and the (!) is not a fail…just a bizarre form of emphasis that anyone might use.(!)

  9. Anonymous on May 9th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    it’s pretty difficult to typo “right” in place of “write”. the letters aren’t even close on keyboards. that’s why it’s a fail. if this is just a typo, this entire blog is pointless because everything can be dismissed as typos. the point is that people are lazy with the language, which is evident here as much as anywhere else.

  10. Anonymous on June 7th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    negate of “always” is “never” in English, not sometimes not, which is logically 50/50 so the correct answer is (2), Brian.

  11. daddy00 on June 13th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Agree, this is not a typo, this is someone not paying enough attention to realize the mistake on a test, which is one of the many places it is inexcusable to have a grammatical error.

  12. Tom on June 17th, 2008 at 3:54 am

    My Irony Fial remark was meant to be ironically failed.

    Pity it wasn’t funny. :(

  13. Disappointment Trolley on June 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    Universities and colleges should have a rule that if an examination proctor presents a test with a grotesque error like this, the professor who prepared the examination is immediately fired for incompetence. I am sick of profs who can’t type basic words, form basic sentences, or use a word processor, yet grade students harshly for poor word choice, awkward sentences, or bad formatting.

  14. Karen Rice on June 30th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Maybe there was an extra credit bonus. Maybe the teacher told the class:

    “There is an error somewhere on this test. Find and correct it for a 25 point bonus.”

    Hmmm.

  15. rrr on July 15th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    negate of “always” is “never” in English, not sometimes not, which is logically 50/50 so the correct answer is (2), Brian.

    No, it’s an OPPOSITE, not a NEGATION.

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