Customer Sign Fail

May 3rd, 2008

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5 Responses to Customer Sign Fail

  1. Copernicus_27 on May 4th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    This may be the worst one yet. I have no idea what message this sign is trying to convey.

  2. Tom on May 5th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    It’s a notice to the general public: clearly the direction of the market pleases to pay for every souvenir in the cashier desk of said souvenirs.

    Quite how a direction can be pleased eludes me, but then I don’t know much about philosophy…

  3. Jansen on May 6th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    I’ve been in Miami too long. The sign says: Dear Customers, the management (direction) of the market requests that you pay for every souvenir at the souvenir’s cashier’s desk.

    They either have a shoplifting problem or there’s a seperate cashier for souvenirs.

  4. nederninja on May 8th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    are you sure direction means management? i took it as more like “follow these directions”… could be wrong. but anyway, do you think the white on red letters are covering up a previous, even more abominable mistake? if they weren’t roughly symmetric, i would be quite sure of it.

  5. Anon on May 25th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    I may be wrong but my take on this is:
    ‘Dear Customers if you are pleased with the direction this market is taking please pay every souvenir in its cashier desk’.

    This implies that every souvenir has its own cashier desk and that these desks are large enough to get inside :/

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