English Translation Fail

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1. Asad on May 6th, 2008 at 5:34 am

   Translations are always good. Here are the instructions for putting together a Mainstays brand shelf to hang in the shower:

   For correct installation of the shelves,please place the top shelf in the top slot of the unit. The middle shelf should be placed in the middle slot and the bottom shelf in the bottom shelf. Failure to install shelves as instructed will result in breakage of the unit.

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2. Brian on May 6th, 2008 at 9:06 am

   all your bases are belong to us

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3. Andy on May 6th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

   Violators will be denounced! That is hilarious.

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4. Sçium on June 14th, 2008 at 9:26 am

   Hah, that’s funny Asad. Once I recieved a toy helicopter manufactured in Japan. The results were, sadly, quite similar, with the instructions asking you to “Please press the throttle up to make the toy to go in the top direction.”

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5. Allison on June 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

   Denounced, eep! I hope violators won’t be shipped off to China for reeducation as well.

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