Minimize Fail

May 10th, 2008

Thanks to Taylor for:

Beer Fail
Singles Fail
Tampon Instruction Fail
Patagonia Tag Fail
Window Sign Fail
Rules Fail
Fail At The Gas Pump
Fox News Gone Wrong
Yummy!
Security Fail
Read Across America Fail
Sandwich Fail
Invitation Fail
Pizza Fail

9 Responses to Minimize Fail

  1. midgetgems on May 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Err … If we are calling this ‘English’, the spelling is minimISE!

  2. Rachel on May 12th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    No, it’s not. It’s minimize…Perhaps you should run thisngs through spell check before posting.

  3. michael on May 12th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    perhaps both of you should

  4. Rachel on May 12th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    At least mine was a typo – I will not try to argue that “things” is actually spelled that way.

  5. midgetgems on May 13th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Rachel- I was being a snotty-nosed Brit reacting to the AmericaniZation of English. Here in the UK (at least in my Oxford Dictionary) you can use either spelling but I prefer S. Granted, the Z spelling does appear first so let’s agree to differ. HumOUR me, one day you’ll realiSe English is/used to be OURS!!!

  6. Sigh on May 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    That’s ok midgetgems, soon we’ll all be forced to speak Spanish here in the States.

  7. Rhino on June 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    si, senior. si.

    on another note did anyone think that maybe they were trying to leave all the confusion to MIMES?

    think about it, those guys are confusing enough with the whole not-speaking thing they do.. maybe they didnt want any MORE confusion.

  8. Sçium on June 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    HAH! SPANISH FAIL @ RHINO! You forgot the tilde…. =)

    @midgetgems: We have a right to alter it after the opression you imposed upon us… Plus, we don’t see you speaking Anglo-Saxon, now do we?

  9. alice on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:31 am

    it is minimise in australian english, and minimize in american english

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