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Grand theft stealing. Lolz.

I like that “Penity” is underlined. Nice!

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“…and that’s no joke” … Seriously??? I love it!!!

they got the apostrophe right…

Watch out for Grand Theft stealing: you will be stop!
I also Love How they Capitalize almost Every Other word Improperly and USE no Punctuation.

Glorious.

The fact that they said “and THAT’S NO JOKE” at the end just makes it so much funnier.

I love the phrase ‘Grand Theft Stealing’. I may borrow it sometime.

Grand Theft Stealing: Lattin steelinh

Attention: STOP
UndER Penity of LAw

You are not To REmovE
shopping Carts From This point
This is CallEd GrAnd
ThEft StEaLing you will
bE stop and thE poLice
will bE callEd and Fine and
TickEt will be $ 1000.00
and That’s no JOKE

Well hold on here, they’re saying that the police will be called, and that the police are going to be fine with it… So then does the company (who posted this sign) get the $1000.00 “TickEt” for wasting the time of the police officers?

while the person that wrote this is obviously a total idiot, I did want to point out that all the E’s and the F that you point out are not capitalized. The E’s are clearly lowercased in that they are the same size as the lowercase letters, this person is just an idiot that can’t write their E’s properly. As for the F in from, the line clearly passes through the vertical, on a capital F it does not do so.

Somebody slap that dumbass! This sign makes me want to kick a baby, and I don’t kick babies EVER!

if what it’s claiming isn’t a joke, the sign itself sure is.