Chopstick Fail

June 3rd, 2008

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Can you spot the FAIL?

14 Responses to Chopstick Fail

  1. Madrugada Jones on June 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 am

    They can pick up anything? How about a dictionary? How about going to see my CARTOONS by clicking on my name link?

  2. Ben on June 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Makes it seem more authentic. Whenever I see this type of “Engrish”, have to wonder if it was done on purpose. Are there really ZERO english speakers at the chopstick factory who could have fixed this?

  3. roflcopter on June 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am

    lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl

  4. Extramrdo on June 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    What is the disembodied hand carrying in the last pane, anyhow?

  5. sMatlak on June 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    @ Extramrdo: it looks to be a metapod

    I also like how the you first tuck under thumb and hold firmly, then learn how to use chopsticks

  6. Smalex on June 4th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    My favorite part is how the “and culture” bit is like an afterthought which they placed after the actual period.

    My second favorite part is what sMatlak said, lol.

  7. Anonymous on June 5th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    Hey! I get these whenever I order Chinese.

  8. CM on June 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    @sMatlak: That made me lol.

  9. matt on June 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    your life in an epic fail.

    these things sucks

  10. Andrew on June 13th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I’m a frequent customer at a restaurant that offers this brand of chopsticks. This image demonstrates their third (and best) try.

    The first try was in the standard “Engrish” style, including “Chinese glonus history” and “tuk under tnurb”.

    The second try corrected most of the problems, but in a very obvious manner. The corrected words were obviously pasted in later, misaligned, and in a slightly different font.

  11. TastyPrawn on June 13th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    I think that somewhere I still have a wrapper of the first horrible, horrible version of the packaging that Andrew mentioned. Those were the types of chopsticks the used at the Chinese place where I was a waitress at in college. On a slow day I noticed the horrible English and the owner’s daughter and I were seriously laughing for about ten minutes straight at the “tuk under tnurb” line.

  12. Sçium on June 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    @Matt: No. You comment fail.

    @sMatlak: Wow. The Pokemon reference made me cry. Thanks.

    @EnglishFail: AWESOME!

  13. rrr on June 24th, 2008 at 5:54 am

    Ah, that’s what pick up artists use :D

  14. Leonard on November 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Whatever he’s picking up looks like the tip of a penis… Eww..

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