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I don’t even know how to respond to this, the part of my brain that comes up with the witty comebacks isn’t awake yet.
With all the upper- and lower-case letters this looks like a ransom note. EnGliSH FaIl
I don’t understand. Why do we have to wear thongs? And for what purpose?
You’re welcome for the understanding, but I will need it back when you’re done.
Tongs?
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No shirt, no shoes, no thongs, no service…
I guess it’s a bathroom/restroom/public shower … and thongs actually are flipflops in Australia.
So: no englishfail.
I don’t know any grocery store that has a public bath/bathroom that have free samples
Yes English Fail, this wasn’t Australia, this was a supermarket… Someone mistakenly added an ‘h’ without noticing (I hope).
This was taken at a grocery store next to some cookie samples. We call flipflops thongs here in the Seattle area. I didn’t see flipflops or stringy underpants on the table. Just cookies and tongs. And this ridiculous sign.
Ah, Seattle? I think I might have seen that!