Epic Store Sign Fail

Written by admin on June 7th, 2008 – 8:15 am -

Further Clarification: The submitter of this picture wrote: “This sign blew me away. I found it in a store that sells school and teacher supplies; I think the place is run by a Korean couple.”

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Comment by Kantana
June 7th, 2008 9:43 am

Man, this can’t be real… It’s way too hilarious!

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Comment by Anonymous
June 7th, 2008 9:47 am

Yeah I won’t believe it unless I see a picture with it actually at a store.

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Comment by Tal
June 7th, 2008 12:14 pm

Yea… this is a little too extreme. Could we get a source on this?

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Comment by deMute
June 7th, 2008 4:46 pm

Photoshop! :p

I agree I want to see it in situ before I’ll believe it!

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Comment by Extramrdo
June 7th, 2008 5:22 pm

1st grade stationary and penis in the same aisle?

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Comment by Louise F. Rhodes
October 17th, 2008 2:14 pm

It’s all just love from the managmint! :p

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Comment by Sarah
June 7th, 2008 5:46 pm

If this is real…oh dear Lord, the humanity!

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Comment by Jane
June 7th, 2008 6:02 pm

Unless this was written by a first grader (and maybe even then) I find this pretty unbelievable.

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Comment by Anonymous
June 7th, 2008 7:13 pm

AHAHAHAHAA!!
Looks like this was written by someone who doesn’t speak english very well….

XD

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Comment by Josh
June 7th, 2008 7:35 pm

Really? Do you expect us to believe this was actually posted somewhere? There’s no way this is real…

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Comment by Anonymous
November 26th, 2008 4:12 pm

It probably is real, though.

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Comment by kwilson653
June 7th, 2008 8:50 pm

Ha. many of these are very funny. Thanks for all of the entertainment.

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Comment by Josh
June 7th, 2008 10:01 pm

Oh man. Even if that wasn’t real, it’s still awesome. I had to stop my e-rasers download and nearly choked on my managmint at the part about the penis. Maybe it was too much shippGin.
The best part, though, is the correct spelling of haberdashery.

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Comment by Alex
June 8th, 2008 1:17 am

“Haberdashery”??????????? I’m a native English speaker and I’ve never heard this word. Dictionary.com time!

P.S. My 1st graders just can’t get enough penis!

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Comment by Z
October 16th, 2008 2:57 am

O.o I feel sorry for your first graders.

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Comment by me
June 8th, 2008 1:12 pm

I love the “LOVE…” at the end.

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Comment by know-nothing
June 8th, 2008 8:48 pm

how did they get haberdashery right and everything else wrong?

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Comment by Kev Orng
June 9th, 2008 5:49 am

e-rasers… at least they’re up on all the newfangled gizmos. Too bad it’s not an iRaser.

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Comment by stuffgirlslike
June 10th, 2008 11:12 am

Where do we start? This is the Mother of all fails.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

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Comment by Keelhaul
June 11th, 2008 12:46 pm

Hold on…..I have to stop LMAO……Okay…
This looks like a Babelfish malfunction and my Pakistani neighbor trying to ask me how to fix a car transmission.Really!

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Comment by bellabeastie
June 11th, 2008 8:29 pm

I’m with Alex amd know-nothing on this one. “Haberdashery” ??? And nothing else is spelled right? I wonder what they think it means..?? And perfect it’s signed Love. Can’t you just feel it… made me snort wine out of my nose.

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Comment by stop trying; my head hurts.
June 12th, 2008 3:03 pm

fake. next!

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Comment by Anonymous
June 14th, 2008 5:25 pm

It’s funny except the part with the Penis, I mean they sell supplies for children… D:

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Comment by Bamboo Forest
June 15th, 2008 1:28 pm

Woah, this gives me a headache >:(

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Comment by Sçium
June 15th, 2008 4:16 pm

WE ARE SORRRRY., BUT NO CHRILDENS” TEXTBOOKS ARE ON SALE DUE 2 SHIPPGIN PROBALMSO… WAN’T YOU 1ST GRADE STATIONARY; WE SALE PAPER, E-RASERS. PENIS, AND HABERDASHERY ITEMS IN THE FRONT!!! PLEASE COME BACK TOWARDS LATER DAYS AND RECEIVE IT?’ LOVE. THE MANAGMINT

LOLOLOL as long as this is real, it’s HILARIOUS!!! Reminds me of a sign I put up in my window sill while I was learning English via-Babelfish:

WE IS ‘GOOOD IN THE HOAL WHEN DOWMN I HAPPI. THAT COOL IS 2 FOR I. Y IT RANE-DROPPS NOW??? LOVE. MY MEET.

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Comment by karloz
June 18th, 2008 6:55 am

no way, it can’t be real……

i tinkh its fake!

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Comment by geko
June 18th, 2008 11:56 pm

they obviously meant to say PENS, not PENIS

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Comment by DekuLink
June 22nd, 2008 12:42 pm

I love how they used a period after LOVE
“LOVE. MANAGEMENT”

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Comment by Anonymous
June 30th, 2008 2:55 am

That had to be written by Tojyo or AkiruNyang or something….

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July 1st, 2008 12:25 pm

@the faggot above me: Definitely Tojyo.

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Comment by JRZ
July 29th, 2008 3:03 pm

Proof of sign, found!
http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y

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Comment by Murders4RickRolls
August 9th, 2008 1:31 am

I hate you…

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Comment by anony moose
August 8th, 2008 1:24 pm

When I was in the 1st grade we weren’t allowed penis. The teacher said to use a crayon instead.

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Comment by Roflman
September 30th, 2008 3:37 pm

Penis with love from Management.

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Comment by Ei
October 16th, 2008 11:01 pm

I can’t believe in all of that, they spelled “haberdashery” correctly. LOL

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Comment by AamirRaz
November 6th, 2008 12:39 am

lolzzzz.. see wat thy wrote instead of pencils :)

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Comment by SkippyWoodFood
November 20th, 2008 10:48 pm

Wow. I can see that was probably managed by first graders.

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Comment by Anonymous
December 2nd, 2008 6:02 pm

he said haberdashery

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