Epic Store Sign Fail

June 7th, 2008

Further Clarification: The submitter of this picture wrote: “This sign blew me away. I found it in a store that sells school and teacher supplies; I think the place is run by a Korean couple.”

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72 Responses to Epic Store Sign Fail

  1. Kantana on June 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Man, this can’t be real… It’s way too hilarious!

    • HannaH on October 22nd, 2011 at 1:34 pm

      i’m wondering, too. at the very least, with those, um, ITEMS being sold at the front, this “couple” needs to be investigated!

      • HannaH on October 22nd, 2011 at 1:35 pm

        and “HABERDASHERY” they get RIGHT?!?!?

  2. Anonymous on June 7th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Yeah I won’t believe it unless I see a picture with it actually at a store.

  3. Tal on June 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Yea… this is a little too extreme. Could we get a source on this?

  4. thisbeautifulmess on June 7th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Definitely an epic fail!

  5. Jim on June 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    fake

  6. deMute on June 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Photoshop! :p

    I agree I want to see it in situ before I’ll believe it!

  7. Extramrdo on June 7th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    1st grade stationary and penis in the same aisle?

    • Louise F. Rhodes on October 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

      It’s all just love from the managmint! :p

  8. Sarah on June 7th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    If this is real…oh dear Lord, the humanity!

  9. Jane on June 7th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Unless this was written by a first grader (and maybe even then) I find this pretty unbelievable.

  10. Anonymous on June 7th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    AHAHAHAHAA!!
    Looks like this was written by someone who doesn’t speak english very well….

    XD

    • what? on January 6th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

      no way, how can you tell?

      must be obvious day on planet stupid

  11. Josh on June 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Really? Do you expect us to believe this was actually posted somewhere? There’s no way this is real…

    • Anonymous on November 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

      It probably is real, though.

  12. kwilson653 on June 7th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Ha. many of these are very funny. Thanks for all of the entertainment.

  13. Josh on June 7th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Oh man. Even if that wasn’t real, it’s still awesome. I had to stop my e-rasers download and nearly choked on my managmint at the part about the penis. Maybe it was too much shippGin.
    The best part, though, is the correct spelling of haberdashery.

  14. Alex on June 8th, 2008 at 1:17 am

    “Haberdashery”??????????? I’m a native English speaker and I’ve never heard this word. Dictionary.com time!

    P.S. My 1st graders just can’t get enough penis!

    • Z on October 16th, 2008 at 2:57 am

      O.o I feel sorry for your first graders.

  15. me on June 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I love the “LOVE…” at the end.

  16. know-nothing on June 8th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    how did they get haberdashery right and everything else wrong?

  17. Kev Orng on June 9th, 2008 at 5:49 am

    e-rasers… at least they’re up on all the newfangled gizmos. Too bad it’s not an iRaser.

  18. stuffgirlslike on June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Where do we start? This is the Mother of all fails.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  19. Keelhaul on June 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Hold on…..I have to stop LMAO……Okay…
    This looks like a Babelfish malfunction and my Pakistani neighbor trying to ask me how to fix a car transmission.Really!

  20. bellabeastie on June 11th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    I’m with Alex amd know-nothing on this one. “Haberdashery” ??? And nothing else is spelled right? I wonder what they think it means..?? And perfect it’s signed Love. Can’t you just feel it… made me snort wine out of my nose.

  21. stop trying; my head hurts. on June 12th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    fake. next!

  22. Anonymous on June 14th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    It’s funny except the part with the Penis, I mean they sell supplies for children… D:

  23. Bamboo Forest on June 15th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Woah, this gives me a headache >:(

  24. Sçium on June 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    WE ARE SORRRRY., BUT NO CHRILDENS” TEXTBOOKS ARE ON SALE DUE 2 SHIPPGIN PROBALMSO… WAN’T YOU 1ST GRADE STATIONARY; WE SALE PAPER, E-RASERS. PENIS, AND HABERDASHERY ITEMS IN THE FRONT!!! PLEASE COME BACK TOWARDS LATER DAYS AND RECEIVE IT?’ LOVE. THE MANAGMINT

    LOLOLOL as long as this is real, it’s HILARIOUS!!! Reminds me of a sign I put up in my window sill while I was learning English via-Babelfish:

    WE IS ‘GOOOD IN THE HOAL WHEN DOWMN I HAPPI. THAT COOL IS 2 FOR I. Y IT RANE-DROPPS NOW??? LOVE. MY MEET.

  25. karloz on June 18th, 2008 at 6:55 am

    no way, it can’t be real……

    i tinkh its fake!

  26. geko on June 18th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    they obviously meant to say PENS, not PENIS

  27. DekuLink on June 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I love how they used a period after LOVE
    “LOVE. MANAGEMENT”

  28. Anonymous on June 30th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    That had to be written by Tojyo or AkiruNyang or something….

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  32. JRZ on July 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Proof of sign, found!
    http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y

    • Murders4RickRolls on August 9th, 2008 at 1:31 am

      I hate you…

    • Flami on September 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

      FUCK YOU!

    • The_Great_G on January 24th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

      Is there a new link to this video? It seems to have been removed…

  33. anony moose on August 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    When I was in the 1st grade we weren’t allowed penis. The teacher said to use a crayon instead.

  34. Jesus on August 21st, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    lol penis

  35. Roflman on September 30th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Penis with love from Management.

  36. me on October 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    def fake.

  37. Ei on October 16th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    I can’t believe in all of that, they spelled “haberdashery” correctly. LOL

  38. AamirRaz on November 6th, 2008 at 12:39 am

    lolzzzz.. see wat thy wrote instead of pencils :)

  39. SkippyWoodFood on November 20th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Wow. I can see that was probably managed by first graders.

  40. Anonymous on December 2nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    he said haberdashery

  41. Anonymous on January 29th, 2009 at 4:35 am

    If this isn’t fake, then something is seriously wrong lol

  42. Anonymous on February 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Fackin big penis.

  43. minimimitchi on February 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    they should’nt sell penises to 1st graders.

  44. Anonymous on February 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    total fake! some people actually have lots to do on the internet and dont want to waste it on stupid fakes!

  45. Pinky on March 21st, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    It’s real! It was me. I lost my job…

  46. Bree on November 4th, 2009 at 12:21 am

    They sell penis? WTF!

  47. Paul on November 7th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Haberdashery LOL

  48. Me on November 8th, 2009 at 12:31 am

    AHAHAHAHAHA THEY SELLIN PENIS ROFL

  49. Vanessa on November 13th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    this is way fake?

  50. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:34 am

    @Vanessa

    PENIS! 8========D~

  51. Maddy on December 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    @Alex
    Obviously, you’re lucky enough to have not seen the children’s show “iCarly”.

  52. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Yea like someone is going to include a penis and 1st graders!!!!!

  53. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Ohhh, yea i saw the “iCarly” And whats tht wired kids name,….Idk but, he said he wanted to own a haberdashery, and they were like WHAT??? is a haberdashery???

  54. Miss Obvious on January 2nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Are you kidding me? You guys act like the couple farted! If you were from Korea would you want millions of people staring at a mistake you made? If you obviously had a clue to what you posted online you wouldn’t act like that. :P

  55. fuckyewxD on May 3rd, 2010 at 12:11 am

    fake!

  56. çiçekçi on May 3rd, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Obviously, you’re lucky enough to have not seen the children’s show “iCarly”.

  57. cam c. on August 20th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    r they retards or wut?…

  58. Donny on September 24th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    i have to admit i like immature jokes…

    lol they put “penis”

  59. Anonymous on October 18th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    photoshop… why photoshop to fake this? you just have to mash the keybored like so(eghjrijnrt fvefvevh vdnbvjhfbvjsfnjdfb jfnb snfjkvn fgj) then take a picture and post it.@deMute

  60. çiçekçi on October 25th, 2010 at 4:00 am

    they retards or wut?…

  61. Paul on August 8th, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Not nice to sell penis to little first graders, especially when your probably too retarded to spell the simplest words. By the way, I’m 12.

    • The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar on January 29th, 2012 at 7:48 pm

      *you’re

  62. Brigida on September 15th, 2011 at 8:06 am

    Hey your internetsite is absolutely interesting… I am sure that Im coming back to read new articles

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