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Further Clarification: The submitter of this picture wrote: “This sign blew me away. I found it in a store that sells school and teacher supplies; I think the place is run by a Korean couple.”

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  1. Kantana
    June 7th, 2008 at 09:43 | #1

    Man, this can’t be real… It’s way too hilarious!

  2. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2008 at 09:47 | #2

    Yeah I won’t believe it unless I see a picture with it actually at a store.

  3. Tal
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:14 | #3

    Yea… this is a little too extreme. Could we get a source on this?

  4. June 7th, 2008 at 12:36 | #4

    Definitely an epic fail!

  5. Jim
    June 7th, 2008 at 16:21 | #5

    fake

  6. deMute
    June 7th, 2008 at 16:46 | #6

    Photoshop! :p

    I agree I want to see it in situ before I’ll believe it!

  7. Extramrdo
    June 7th, 2008 at 17:22 | #7

    1st grade stationary and penis in the same aisle?

  8. Sarah
    June 7th, 2008 at 17:46 | #8

    If this is real…oh dear Lord, the humanity!

  9. Jane
    June 7th, 2008 at 18:02 | #9

    Unless this was written by a first grader (and maybe even then) I find this pretty unbelievable.

  10. Anonymous
    June 7th, 2008 at 19:13 | #10

    AHAHAHAHAA!!
    Looks like this was written by someone who doesn’t speak english very well….

    XD

  11. Josh
    June 7th, 2008 at 19:35 | #11

    Really? Do you expect us to believe this was actually posted somewhere? There’s no way this is real…

  12. kwilson653
    June 7th, 2008 at 20:50 | #12

    Ha. many of these are very funny. Thanks for all of the entertainment.

  13. June 7th, 2008 at 22:01 | #13

    Oh man. Even if that wasn’t real, it’s still awesome. I had to stop my e-rasers download and nearly choked on my managmint at the part about the penis. Maybe it was too much shippGin.
    The best part, though, is the correct spelling of haberdashery.

  14. June 8th, 2008 at 01:17 | #14

    “Haberdashery”??????????? I’m a native English speaker and I’ve never heard this word. Dictionary.com time!

    P.S. My 1st graders just can’t get enough penis!

  15. me
    June 8th, 2008 at 13:12 | #15

    I love the “LOVE…” at the end.

  16. know-nothing
    June 8th, 2008 at 20:48 | #16

    how did they get haberdashery right and everything else wrong?

  17. Kev Orng
    June 9th, 2008 at 05:49 | #17

    e-rasers… at least they’re up on all the newfangled gizmos. Too bad it’s not an iRaser.

  18. June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 | #18

    Where do we start? This is the Mother of all fails.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  19. Keelhaul
    June 11th, 2008 at 12:46 | #19

    Hold on…..I have to stop LMAO……Okay…
    This looks like a Babelfish malfunction and my Pakistani neighbor trying to ask me how to fix a car transmission.Really!

  20. bellabeastie
    June 11th, 2008 at 20:29 | #20

    I’m with Alex amd know-nothing on this one. “Haberdashery” ??? And nothing else is spelled right? I wonder what they think it means..?? And perfect it’s signed Love. Can’t you just feel it… made me snort wine out of my nose.

  21. stop trying; my head hurts.
    June 12th, 2008 at 15:03 | #21

    fake. next!

  22. Anonymous
    June 14th, 2008 at 17:25 | #22

    It’s funny except the part with the Penis, I mean they sell supplies for children… D:

  23. June 15th, 2008 at 13:28 | #23

    Woah, this gives me a headache >:(

  24. June 15th, 2008 at 16:16 | #24

    WE ARE SORRRRY., BUT NO CHRILDENS” TEXTBOOKS ARE ON SALE DUE 2 SHIPPGIN PROBALMSO… WAN’T YOU 1ST GRADE STATIONARY; WE SALE PAPER, E-RASERS. PENIS, AND HABERDASHERY ITEMS IN THE FRONT!!! PLEASE COME BACK TOWARDS LATER DAYS AND RECEIVE IT?’ LOVE. THE MANAGMINT

    LOLOLOL as long as this is real, it’s HILARIOUS!!! Reminds me of a sign I put up in my window sill while I was learning English via-Babelfish:

    WE IS ‘GOOOD IN THE HOAL WHEN DOWMN I HAPPI. THAT COOL IS 2 FOR I. Y IT RANE-DROPPS NOW??? LOVE. MY MEET.

  25. karloz
    June 18th, 2008 at 06:55 | #25

    no way, it can’t be real……

    i tinkh its fake!

  26. geko
    June 18th, 2008 at 23:56 | #26

    they obviously meant to say PENS, not PENIS

  27. DekuLink
    June 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 | #27

    I love how they used a period after LOVE
    “LOVE. MANAGEMENT”

  28. Anonymous
    June 30th, 2008 at 02:55 | #28

    That had to be written by Tojyo or AkiruNyang or something….

  29. Anonymous
    July 1st, 2008 at 12:25 | #29

    @the faggot above me: Definitely Tojyo.

  30. Ralph
    July 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 | #30
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  32. JRZ
    July 29th, 2008 at 15:03 | #32

    Proof of sign, found!
    http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y

  33. anony moose
    August 8th, 2008 at 13:24 | #33

    When I was in the 1st grade we weren’t allowed penis. The teacher said to use a crayon instead.

  34. Murders4RickRolls
    August 9th, 2008 at 01:31 | #34

    I hate you…

  35. Jesus
    August 21st, 2008 at 19:55 | #35

    lol penis

  36. Flami
    September 8th, 2008 at 14:46 | #36

    FUCK YOU!

  37. Roflman
    September 30th, 2008 at 15:37 | #37

    Penis with love from Management.

  38. me
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:44 | #38

    def fake.

  39. Z
    October 16th, 2008 at 02:57 | #39

    O.o I feel sorry for your first graders.

  40. Ei
    October 16th, 2008 at 23:01 | #40

    I can’t believe in all of that, they spelled “haberdashery” correctly. LOL

  41. Louise F. Rhodes
    October 17th, 2008 at 14:14 | #41

    It’s all just love from the managmint! :p

  42. November 6th, 2008 at 00:39 | #42

    lolzzzz.. see wat thy wrote instead of pencils :)

  43. November 20th, 2008 at 22:48 | #43

    Wow. I can see that was probably managed by first graders.

  44. Anonymous
    November 26th, 2008 at 16:12 | #44

    It probably is real, though.

  45. Anonymous
    December 2nd, 2008 at 18:02 | #45

    he said haberdashery

  46. what?
    January 6th, 2009 at 15:38 | #46

    no way, how can you tell?

    must be obvious day on planet stupid

  47. The_Great_G
    January 24th, 2009 at 13:46 | #47

    Is there a new link to this video? It seems to have been removed…

  48. Anonymous
    January 29th, 2009 at 04:35 | #48

    If this isn’t fake, then something is seriously wrong lol

  49. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2009 at 11:49 | #49

    Fackin big penis.

  50. minimimitchi
    February 6th, 2009 at 15:50 | #50

    they should’nt sell penises to 1st graders.

  51. Anonymous
    February 15th, 2009 at 15:53 | #51

    total fake! some people actually have lots to do on the internet and dont want to waste it on stupid fakes!

  52. Pinky
    March 21st, 2009 at 21:16 | #52

    It’s real! It was me. I lost my job…

  53. Bree
    November 4th, 2009 at 00:21 | #53

    They sell penis? WTF!

  54. Paul
    November 7th, 2009 at 18:21 | #54

    Haberdashery LOL

  55. Me
    November 8th, 2009 at 00:31 | #55

    AHAHAHAHAHA THEY SELLIN PENIS ROFL

  56. Vanessa
    November 13th, 2009 at 17:41 | #56

    this is way fake?

  57. Josh
    November 21st, 2009 at 05:34 | #57

    @Vanessa

    PENIS! 8========D~

  58. Maddy
    December 5th, 2009 at 22:25 | #58

    @Alex
    Obviously, you’re lucky enough to have not seen the children’s show “iCarly”.

  59. Anonymous
    December 25th, 2009 at 22:45 | #59

    Yea like someone is going to include a penis and 1st graders!!!!!

  60. Anonymous
    December 25th, 2009 at 22:47 | #60

    Ohhh, yea i saw the “iCarly” And whats tht wired kids name,….Idk but, he said he wanted to own a haberdashery, and they were like WHAT??? is a haberdashery???

  61. Miss Obvious
    January 2nd, 2010 at 16:23 | #61

    Are you kidding me? You guys act like the couple farted! If you were from Korea would you want millions of people staring at a mistake you made? If you obviously had a clue to what you posted online you wouldn’t act like that. :P

  62. fuckyewxD
    May 3rd, 2010 at 00:11 | #62

    fake!

  63. May 3rd, 2010 at 08:28 | #63

    Obviously, you’re lucky enough to have not seen the children’s show “iCarly”.

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