English FAIL Blog

Thanks a lot, FDA!

Oh no! Not a raw tomato outbreak!

Oh, God, they’re chewing through the walls!!!

That’s just depressing.

Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.

The F.D.A. is always meddling in my vegetable business!

Oh, darn that F.D.A. Now I know who to blame for that dag nab raw tomato outbreak.

Just try a little salve….They’ll clear right up.

That’s actually good for me. I like tomatoes! Can the F.D.A. cause an outbreak of pizza next?

Don’t think anyone has pointed out yet, but this is also an English fail due to the fact that in the second sentence, many words are capitalised when they don’t need to be.

“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”!!

Letterhead: Buffalo Wild Wings…a national chain. Corporate communications fail!

“Next on Good Morning America: We’ll examine the differences between a Raw Tomato outbreak and a Ripe Tomato outbreak, and what you can do to protect yourself.”

-OR-

“We all know about the great Raw Tomato outbreak of 2008. We thought we knew who caused the death of two billion innocent people, but we were wrong. Up next on Channel 9 Investigates: Why we think the government is to blame for the release of the Tommato Men.”

Sçium wins

Alt+135!

That’s somewhat of a battlecry, I suppose… hehe.

Watch out, I hear in 2009 there’s a high probability of a pistachio outbreak o.O

Those evil raw tomatoes >.<

No one noticed the “Untill” in the last sentence?

They made a cartoon show about this.

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