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I wonder if that cheese attacks and eats people. That must be why they have it locked securely within that plastic jail.
As long as it’s not fromunda cheese, it should be OK
That Chicken Parmesan does not look appetizing at all.
Frying spaghetti monster?
Monster cheese? That sounds pretty tasty. I think I’ll drive my Muenster truck to the 7-11 and pick me up sommadat!
Holy crap that is awesome. I would buy it just to keep it on my desk and threaten people with it.
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Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t “parmigiana” the correct spelling here? “Parmesan” is a type of cheese, but “parmigiana” is the way this dish is prepared (with mozzarella cheese).
These guys failed so much that they should just try the vegan version of chicken parmigiana instead. It’s better for their health (and animals) anyway!
http://vegandad.blogspot.com/2007/11/seitan-parmigiana.html
Michael, you’re correct, but I think as a society we’ve lowered our expectations for that kind of accuracy; “parmigiana” is probably too intimidating for most of the populace to attempt pronouncing. “X Parmesan” is, I suppose, a sort of pidgin alternative.
Pigeon parmigiana, mmmmm!
Michael and pannonica:
This is a humorous blog, not a forum for you smarmy “classist” social commentary. The incorrect spelling of Parmesan and the Monster cheese reference are funny, sure, but your comments reveal what complete twats you are.
““parmigiana” is probably too intimidating for most of the populace”
What sort if elitist, limp-wristed twerp do you have to be to even think such things? You should be flogged publicly.
Michael, you actually worked a Vegan evangelism into your comment? WTF? You Teva-wearing, tofu-sucking, loser. Eating all that soy has clearly nullified your testosterone levels and pumped you full of estrogen. You should post of photo of yourself sitting by the fire with your 100 cats knitting a sweater to cover your estrogen-induced man boobs.
There. That ought to about do the trick.
I can barely stop laughing enough to write this after reading James’ comment. I am assuming the “trick” was to have two people commit suicide. Hopefully not, but you are absolutely spot on in your analysis of them.
MONSTER!
sweet