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  1. Judas Iscariot
    July 15th, 2008 at 11:24 | #1

    Lil John must be the chef there. Skeet skeet skeet!

  2. Judas Iscariot
    July 15th, 2008 at 11:48 | #2

    Finally, a good use for McDonald’s burritos. Pull!!

  3. Judas Iscariot
    July 15th, 2008 at 11:53 | #3

    Wow, regular gas for just 3.08?

  4. Scooby Don’t
    July 15th, 2008 at 12:56 | #4

    Tee-hee…thru…a little hamburglary afoot?

  5. Scooby Don’t
    July 15th, 2008 at 13:10 | #5

    I wonder what they were trying to say?

  6. John
    July 15th, 2008 at 14:49 | #6

    McSkillet burito….maybe?

  7. Brittany
    July 15th, 2008 at 17:12 | #7

    Maybe they actually skeet in their burritos.

  8. July 15th, 2008 at 17:20 | #8

    It’s really depressing how illiterate people in this country are. But it makes for wonderful comedy!

  9. C
    July 15th, 2008 at 18:27 | #9

    Mesquite? Maybe?

  10. M
    July 15th, 2008 at 20:36 | #10

    I hate the use of “thru” instead of through. How hard is it to get it right?

  11. Gary
    July 15th, 2008 at 23:25 | #11

    In Soviet Russia Burrito Eats Your Skeet!

  12. NOYB
    July 16th, 2008 at 14:47 | #12

    Where is this? I want gas for $3.08 a gallon.

  13. Kelli
    July 17th, 2008 at 11:05 | #13

    I’m not sure categorizing something where someone obviously messed with the letters after the store put them up really counts as a fail…

  14. Jason
    July 17th, 2008 at 22:38 | #14

    ‘Thru’ is actually the American variant for ‘through’. It’s part of the Noah Webster tradition of changing American English so that it is not British.

  15. July 18th, 2008 at 08:42 | #15

    I know a few McDonald’s workers. That sign is very accurate.

  16. themexcellentone
    July 21st, 2008 at 21:18 | #16

    Are you sure the fail isn’t with the gas price? :)

  17. anonymooseamber
    July 24th, 2008 at 02:11 | #17

    I loves me some skeeter bereetoes!!!!!!!!!

  18. Jimminy
    July 28th, 2008 at 09:30 | #18

    You guys actually change English just so it’s not British?! You lie. It’s obviously to make things easier to spell. Obviously it messes around with derivatives (how do you get cenTRal from cenTER?) but hey, most of you can’t spell your watered down version of a proper language, so let’s not get into all the reasons why American ‘English’ sucks. It’d take forever, and I’d lose you halfway THRU

  19. John
    August 3rd, 2008 at 07:37 | #19

    People in the rest of the English-speaking world are actually familiar with ‘thru’ - McDonald’s uses that spelling on all its stores. There’s no attempt at all to adopt local practices.

    In my more cynical moments, I see it as “cultural imperialism”

  20. Kelly
    August 4th, 2008 at 01:40 | #20

    Ha.. erm, I’d rather not. Well,nevermind, I’d eat a skeet burrito for 3.08 gas, lol.

  21. Alex
    August 10th, 2008 at 16:51 | #21

    Um…Jimminy? If you can drop the “e” off the end of “centre,” certainly we have every right to take it out of the middle.

    I’m studying lingustics, and I find it kind of offensive to say that American English is not a proper language, by the way.

  22. Lenore
    September 5th, 2008 at 11:41 | #22

    In my opinion there’s no real “proper” way to speak a language since there’s so many dialects. It’s just what works best for the population speaking that language. For example, I have a friend from Argentina who tried to speak Spanish with a guy from Columbia and he could barely understand what the guy was saying, the dialects were so different. To say that, oh, the only proper way to speak English is the British way, or the only proper Spanish is the kind they speak in Spain, the only proper French the kind they speak in France, etc, etc, is a bit ridiculous and elitist.

  23. sarcastress
    September 19th, 2008 at 01:26 | #23

    So THAT’S what happened to Skeet Ulrich. What a way to go. :(

  24. alex
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:40 | #24

    wow so funny i am trying so hard not to burst into tears here. the first comment - genius.

    skeet skeet!

  25. drill instructor
    October 16th, 2008 at 23:56 | #25

    The sun has set on what’s left of the britass empire.
    Jimminy, You can take it on the chin or up the ass - Frankly we don’t care. Toodles bitch.

  26. Arleen Shelton
    November 12th, 2008 at 20:09 | #26

    gfdg8zlle4e980xl

  27. dz
    November 15th, 2008 at 19:22 | #27

    no they mean cum

  28. FailBloke
    January 1st, 2009 at 16:44 | #28

    Rare delicacy perhaps?

  29. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2009 at 12:07 | #29

    FUCKING NIGGER

  30. wegabdfs
    February 11th, 2009 at 07:32 | #30

    fucking asshole.

  31. LKM
    August 9th, 2009 at 16:52 | #31

    Epic comeback, JI. ;-}

  32. ScatKat
    October 27th, 2009 at 15:59 | #32

    If you look closely, there is three big numbers, and a little number.
    I think the little number is meant to be a decimal
    for me it look like 308.9
    but that seems ridiculously expensive.

  33. Anonymous
    November 8th, 2009 at 21:57 | #33

    @Jason
    Actually, “thru” started off as an abreviation.

  34. Anonymous
    November 8th, 2009 at 22:03 | #34

    @Jimminy
    I would like to defend myself for a moment. I speak (and write) what I like to call British American English. I write theatre but also center. I write color not colour but I have begun to write realised rather than realized, probably from reading so many British and Austrailian books. I am literate and I hate short speak and fake words that have become real words like thru. I am also American. I do agree with you that the English language is being butchered, at least in the U.S. I can not say anything about England as I haven’t been there, yet.

  35. Brid
    November 13th, 2009 at 06:20 | #35

    We may surprise you, since in England we speak English, not British. I’m not entirely sure what they speak in ‘Austrailia’. We don’t generally use ‘can not’, but instead ‘cannot’. However, language is a changing thing, and should be treated with flexibility of approach. But what the fuck is ’skeet burrito’ supposed to mean?

  36. Frederick
    November 16th, 2009 at 18:54 | #36

    @NOYB NOYB, I don’t think it’s $3.08 a gallon… it may be a litre :P
    ‘Cause that’s a BP (British Petroleum)… which I’m not sure exists in the U.S…. who still use gallons, unlike most other countries.
    And yes, my grammar isn’t great… but BGAH! The english language is definitely going into a devolution… which will probably make it even harder to learn! XDD

  37. Leonard
    November 22nd, 2009 at 04:20 | #37

    ScatKat :
    If you look closely, there is three big numbers, and a little number.
    I think the little number is meant to be a decimal
    for me it look like 308.9
    but that seems ridiculously expensive.

    Oh, please! You mean “there ARE three big numbers”.

    Holy Hannah, I find horrifically agitating when people can’t differentiate between plural and singular!

  38. Zeeba
    November 27th, 2009 at 23:54 | #38

    @Frederick As a matter of fact, There are BP Gas stations in America. I’m pretty sure that it does mean $3.08 a gallon. We have a BP station right up the street from the house.

  39. h8windows
    February 7th, 2010 at 17:58 | #39

    A skeet burrito is steak. Obviously, sumbudy monkied wid da sine.

  40. rags
    February 25th, 2010 at 21:51 | #40

    Yo wtf, like dude. I dont eat yo skeet….

  41. rags
    February 25th, 2010 at 22:01 | #41

    @rags
    Damn FAIL

  42. ruffian
    May 6th, 2010 at 18:53 | #42

    Hey Lanore SKEET SKEET NIGGA

  43. ruffian
    May 6th, 2010 at 18:54 | #43

    @ruffian
    way to write a book

  44. ruffian
    May 6th, 2010 at 18:57 | #44

    @h8windows
    way to somebody wrong FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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