New Burrito Now Available At McDonald’s

July 15th, 2008

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47 Responses to New Burrito Now Available At McDonald’s

  1. Judas Iscariot on July 15th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Lil John must be the chef there. Skeet skeet skeet!

  2. Judas Iscariot on July 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Finally, a good use for McDonald’s burritos. Pull!!

    • dz on November 15th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

      no they mean cum

    • LKM on August 9th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

      Epic comeback, JI. ;-}

  3. Judas Iscariot on July 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Wow, regular gas for just 3.08?

  4. Scooby Don't on July 15th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Tee-hee…thru…a little hamburglary afoot?

  5. Scooby Don't on July 15th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    I wonder what they were trying to say?

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  7. John on July 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    McSkillet burito….maybe?

  8. Brittany on July 15th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Maybe they actually skeet in their burritos.

  9. Deanna on July 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    It’s really depressing how illiterate people in this country are. But it makes for wonderful comedy!

  10. C on July 15th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Mesquite? Maybe?

  11. M on July 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    I hate the use of “thru” instead of through. How hard is it to get it right?

  12. Gary on July 15th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    In Soviet Russia Burrito Eats Your Skeet!

  13. NOYB on July 16th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Where is this? I want gas for $3.08 a gallon.

  14. Kelli on July 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    I’m not sure categorizing something where someone obviously messed with the letters after the store put them up really counts as a fail…

  15. Jason on July 17th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    ‘Thru’ is actually the American variant for ‘through’. It’s part of the Noah Webster tradition of changing American English so that it is not British.

  16. CarolinaHaze on July 18th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    I know a few McDonald’s workers. That sign is very accurate.

  17. themexcellentone on July 21st, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Are you sure the fail isn’t with the gas price? :)

  18. anonymooseamber on July 24th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    I loves me some skeeter bereetoes!!!!!!!!!

  19. Jimminy on July 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    You guys actually change English just so it’s not British?! You lie. It’s obviously to make things easier to spell. Obviously it messes around with derivatives (how do you get cenTRal from cenTER?) but hey, most of you can’t spell your watered down version of a proper language, so let’s not get into all the reasons why American ‘English’ sucks. It’d take forever, and I’d lose you halfway THRU

    • drill instructor on October 16th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

      The sun has set on what’s left of the britass empire.
      Jimminy, You can take it on the chin or up the ass – Frankly we don’t care. Toodles bitch.

    • Anonymous on February 1st, 2009 at 12:07 pm

      FUCKING NIGGER

      • wegabdfs on February 11th, 2009 at 7:32 am

        fucking asshole.

  20. John on August 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 am

    People in the rest of the English-speaking world are actually familiar with ‘thru’ – McDonald’s uses that spelling on all its stores. There’s no attempt at all to adopt local practices.

    In my more cynical moments, I see it as “cultural imperialism”

  21. Kelly on August 4th, 2008 at 1:40 am

    Ha.. erm, I’d rather not. Well,nevermind, I’d eat a skeet burrito for 3.08 gas, lol.

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  23. Alex on August 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Um…Jimminy? If you can drop the “e” off the end of “centre,” certainly we have every right to take it out of the middle.

    I’m studying lingustics, and I find it kind of offensive to say that American English is not a proper language, by the way.

    • Lenore on September 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am

      In my opinion there’s no real “proper” way to speak a language since there’s so many dialects. It’s just what works best for the population speaking that language. For example, I have a friend from Argentina who tried to speak Spanish with a guy from Columbia and he could barely understand what the guy was saying, the dialects were so different. To say that, oh, the only proper way to speak English is the British way, or the only proper Spanish is the kind they speak in Spain, the only proper French the kind they speak in France, etc, etc, is a bit ridiculous and elitist.

  24. sarcastress on September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 am

    So THAT’S what happened to Skeet Ulrich. What a way to go. :(

  25. alex on October 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    wow so funny i am trying so hard not to burst into tears here. the first comment – genius.

    skeet skeet!

  26. Arleen Shelton on November 12th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    gfdg8zlle4e980xl

  27. FailBloke on January 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Rare delicacy perhaps?

  28. ScatKat on October 27th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    If you look closely, there is three big numbers, and a little number.
    I think the little number is meant to be a decimal
    for me it look like 308.9
    but that seems ridiculously expensive.

  29. Anonymous on November 8th, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    @Jason
    Actually, “thru” started off as an abreviation.

  30. Anonymous on November 8th, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    @Jimminy
    I would like to defend myself for a moment. I speak (and write) what I like to call British American English. I write theatre but also center. I write color not colour but I have begun to write realised rather than realized, probably from reading so many British and Austrailian books. I am literate and I hate short speak and fake words that have become real words like thru. I am also American. I do agree with you that the English language is being butchered, at least in the U.S. I can not say anything about England as I haven’t been there, yet.

  31. Brid on November 13th, 2009 at 6:20 am

    We may surprise you, since in England we speak English, not British. I’m not entirely sure what they speak in ‘Austrailia’. We don’t generally use ‘can not’, but instead ‘cannot’. However, language is a changing thing, and should be treated with flexibility of approach. But what the fuck is ‘skeet burrito’ supposed to mean?

  32. Frederick on November 16th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    @NOYB NOYB, I don’t think it’s $3.08 a gallon… it may be a litre :P
    ‘Cause that’s a BP (British Petroleum)… which I’m not sure exists in the U.S…. who still use gallons, unlike most other countries.
    And yes, my grammar isn’t great… but BGAH! The english language is definitely going into a devolution… which will probably make it even harder to learn! XDD

  33. Leonard on November 22nd, 2009 at 4:20 am

    ScatKat :
    If you look closely, there is three big numbers, and a little number.
    I think the little number is meant to be a decimal
    for me it look like 308.9
    but that seems ridiculously expensive.

    Oh, please! You mean “there ARE three big numbers”.

    Holy Hannah, I find horrifically agitating when people can’t differentiate between plural and singular!

  34. Zeeba on November 27th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    @Frederick As a matter of fact, There are BP Gas stations in America. I’m pretty sure that it does mean $3.08 a gallon. We have a BP station right up the street from the house.

  35. h8windows on February 7th, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    A skeet burrito is steak. Obviously, sumbudy monkied wid da sine.

  36. rags on February 25th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Yo wtf, like dude. I dont eat yo skeet….

  37. rags on February 25th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    @rags
    Damn FAIL

  38. ruffian on May 6th, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Hey Lanore SKEET SKEET NIGGA

  39. ruffian on May 6th, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    @ruffian
    way to write a book

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