Thanks For Giving Me The Notice

July 17th, 2008

Thanks to Dave for:

Lifestyle Fail
Customer Sign Fail
Gas Station Sign Fail
Magazine Fail
This Makes Me Want To Frown
College Dorm Sign Gone Wrong
Grocery Cart Sign Fail
Fraternity Fail
St. Patrick's Day Fail
Pump Sign Fail
Who is house is that? FAIL.
Garage Sale Fail
Washroom Fail
Grammar Comic WIN

11 Responses to Thanks For Giving Me The Notice

  1. fi. on July 17th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Are they saying not to leave the front or back door open, in case stuff is stolen?
    And possibly a murderer could come in?

  2. John on July 17th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    Indeed. That was epic.

  3. Anonymous on July 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    no body posted the english fail featured on the daily show?

    “Water”
    for bank customers…

    come on.

  4. Hiro on July 17th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    No, no bodies posted anything, to my knowledge.

    /on topic:

    I think this is a warning at a gas station. Perhaps they’re saying an armed thief can come in through the back door? Also, I have to commend the author of this sign for their tremendous use of commas. I can see it now:

    “If I use enough of them, a few of them just have to be right!”

  5. Anonymous on July 17th, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    “Please do not leave the back door are front door open”?

    What? Is that saying the back door is the front door?

    I love “Bykes”.

  6. Sam on July 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    WTFail!

  7. Dave on July 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    I sent the image in. This is located at my apartment, I am thinking of a way to fix the sign and make a personal note back to the person.

    “Please keep the front and back door closed at all times. Learning the English language will open many doors when the opportunity arises.”

  8. Josh on July 17th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    It is nice to be assured that I may not only save my life, but that of “bykes” and other already stolen things.

  9. Gary on July 17th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    I can ride my “byke” with no handlebars, no handlebars

  10. Beeswax on July 18th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    People who use are in place of or (and vice versa) are #4 on my hit list of those going down when I perfect my death ray. Really.

  11. codeman38 on July 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    The “byke” thing reminds me of an all-time classic from the Internet Oracle:

    http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/bestof.cgi?N=1026-1050#1043-03

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