English FAIL Blog

Well, this is rather sad.

So, by published, I assume this person means they’ve written on message boards before?

Hahaha, YouTube is like the World’s biggest online douchebag and dumbass collection.

Even Mark Twain, despite his spelling reform plan, would have a problem with this character.

Well, on one hand, he’s right about that. On the other hand, it is Youtube, so what did you expect? Proper grammar? Surely you jest!

Define “publish author”. Heh.

Oh wow, not only is his spelling/ grammar wrong, but he doesn’t quite understand how green house gases work. Epic fail on soooo many levels…

I… I, uh… Wow.

“Apmaspier”? *Really*? Well, if he’s a “publish author”, he must have a damn good copyeditor. Because… REALLY. WOW.

Maybe he was being ironic? *cringe* Well, one can hope.

If he/she was attempting the irony card here… yikes…

I proofread so many papers this spring (we had senior term papers to write and no one in my class knows how to write). It was pathetic. I remember one in particular… This girl sounded a lot like this comment while she wrote. Misusing words like know for no or they’re for there… I cringed a lot. Like I did now.

*cringe*

damn bloggers …

almost looked like he tried to make so many errors. He couldn’t be that dumb could he?

Proper grammar and vocabulary are irrelevant in the age of the red dotted line. They don’t need to care about it because they can write any way they want to.

Until they’re misunderstood [which is as likely as the Sun rising in the East]. Then the whaaaaaaaaaambulance starts. “That’s not what I said, that’s not what I meant.” With the clincher “You should have read it better, -you- don’t understand me.” It’s not their fault for bad writing, it’s -my- fault for not being able to derive meaning from their use of random ASCII.

lol its obviously a troll you idiot

FAIL? This is a WIN.

“Apmaspier” is the best example of mis-spelling I’ve ever seen. Evar.

hahah trolls are TROLLS!1111

Stephen King must have a lot of free time.

Well sayed

YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT LANDO IS A PUBLISHED WRITER AS WELL!! LooL361

Aaaaahhh, the apmaspier!!

TROLL FOUND

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!! Wrong, and FAIL all at the same time! LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLs

Heck, I don’t think I could have creatively come up w/a way to spell atmosphere THAT BADLY!

Atmaspier made me burst into a minute long giggle-fit at work.

He better have a good editor if he’s a writer.

I’m thinking by published author, he’s referring to “online fan fiction”.

the man sets a rather dismal “apmaspier”

“publish author”…
ok.. What language?

obviously this person is taking the piss, and the person who put this up to ridicule them is the eeeeeeeejjjittt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously this person is taking the piss and the persn who is tryng to make a joke out of them is the real joke?! !!!!!!!!!! P.I.E!

actually, YES. you are all the sad ones! get over your over edu crapply cated minds! we are not that intelligent after all! and so what if some cunt makes spelling mistakes? all every one wants to to is make a mark ..right? so get of yer high horses..i reckon this person is taking the piss right out of you eaton types… stop eating yoour fucking soya and get a real life for fuck sake! who gives a shit anyhow? blah blah blah spelling fucking mistakes! get it right up ye! SUM FOLK JUST DONT GET THE CHANCE TO BE EDUCATED! FEEL LUCKY, DONT LOOK DOWN ON THE UNFORTUNATE AND HELP OTHERS OUT WITHOUT JUDGING YOU ARSEHOLES! bloody hell! how is the world ever gonnae unite with toffs flicking of the poor folk who through no fault of their own cant spell … joking or not…. get of yer high horses and get real lifes…..

BYE, wouldnt ever want to be associated with you lot. ffs X OH HAVE A GUID LIFE BY THE BYE……………..

THrowing this out here, maybe a troll..? -.-

I absolutely agree.

Hey, Vic, you FAIL!!!!

Ow. This hurts

I laughed

I… can’t read it all the way through. Just the first line and I already quit. It made my eyes bleed.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little…

It scares me that he is a “publish author”. I’d hate to see his “work”.

I rather suspect that he was being moronic. He needs to go swimming in the gene pool longer.

Yeah…
1) there is some really pathetic stuff in youtube comments. It’s almost depressing.

2) Vic FAILS. miserably. Dude, try telling your job interviewer to “get off his high horse” when he points out that you cannot spell or punctuate properly, and good luck uniting a world which cannot understand what you’re saying.

VIC FAILS.

It’s Eton not ‘Eaton’ moron.

I’m guessing you’re a writer too but if not would you mind burning off your gases before they enter our ampaspier.

Evaaarrrhh!!!! Haha :p

OMG-this is so funny. LOL. Some people on youtube are just so damn stupid/

How come this writer doesnt know how to spell “write” and why doesn’t he “acre”. What kind of “wourld” is this?

I’ve never read that that, but now that I have… I think if Mark Twain were alive today, he would have a blog that said… “People! Don’t you understand SATIRE?”

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i want a apmaspier….

what a krool wourld.

may bee ill kill my selfe…

even though i love watching stuff on youtube, i hate retarded douchebags leaving comments that are so stupid because they’re angry about something

Привет, я думала что это совсем не так происходит:)

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Heh, I love how everyone who commented on this one is all worried about typing correctly. So insecure.

exciting and informative, but would make something more on this topic?

http://www.2uaj.com

this makes me cringe.

http://www.Jordan2u.com

http://www.kissaj.com

Dont worri aboot it!

Why are the chance of youtube commenters swearing is high?

It’s like you’re him.

Ha Ha! The best fail has got to be the mustang fail where the kid drives his dads brand new mustang through his garage!! Ha.
Zombie Games

I ACRE ABOUT THE APMASPIER!

Oh my god. I actually die inside a bit due to that fail!

Ahh. Come’on! My own classmates aren’t even that bad at spelling. (12 year olds!!)

I believe “publish authors” like to eat “mash potatoes”

pfffffft…

By published….I hope they mean that their 3rd grade teacher bound their story with ribbons and gave it to their parents.

who “publish” him??

one more comment to this.

what does Acre have to do with any of that

SCIENCE FAIL as well. Global warming is caused by the “apmospier” (atmosphere) getting THICKER and LARGER due to the GREENHOUSE (one word) gases. The greenhouse gases trap heat in the atmosphere, increasing the average temperature.

I’m very worried for the human race.

How can you make mistakes in such an incredible easy language like english

This is such a fail that I don’t even know what they’re trying to say. It’s kind of sad… :’(
But it’s a lol at the same time, what a FAIL.

And global warming isn’t real so thats a fail too. It’s just a load of government coverups and people that have proved it’s stupidity have been fired because of it. It’s sad what the world had become

vic is an indiot and is trying to defend this person because they’re a swearing failure asw well. the spelling in that was pathetic.

as*** … I was so worked up that I failes

failed UUGH!!!! :I