English FAIL Blog

I’m sure she probably ate that “E”.

What am I missing here?

The delicious irony, L. The delicious irony.

L — sexiEst … took me a while too. i thought she was just saying she was sexist and didn’t care if she posted a provocative picture which other women might find demeaning.

Provocative? Yeah, it provoked me to throw up a little in my mouth! What a dog!

Wow, she’s trying so hard for the sexy look. I think she looks constipated, myself.

Or maybe that’s just left over from when she was trying to spell …

BTW … are there supposed to be more women in the picture, or is the plural another FAIL?

I know what happened - the e form “sexiest” jumped down, attacked the a from “woman” and ate it:)

It looks like she was bitten in the leg by a vampire moose.

Was eet a sexeeest vampeer moose?

Yeah, I don’t like criticizing people’s looks on the internet, but she could’ve at least held the sign up high enough to cover the scabs on her knee.

Who cares though, she discriminates against men anyway.

Never post on your blog when you’re drunk.

Send that pic on over to Photoshop Disasters so they can do some airbrush work on it.

I’d do her.

Wow. I never thought I’d find my dream girl on a place like English Fail, but there she is. Dumb, scabby, and slutty. Oh, baby, I’m coming home.

She kind of looks like a meth head.She probably spent 12 hours on that sign.That would explain the scabs……

Scab fail, plain and simple.

I noticed the scabs before I noticed the sexist fail.

Can anyone say *CheapMotelDraperyFail* ?

Ohhh… sexiEst. I thought she was just part of a sexist blogring and proud of it.

I’ve seen weirder things online.

Apparently she and all her personalities are sexist. I bet one of “them” got the scabs during a little rug burning fun time. She probably doesn’t even know they’re there.

It looks like she hasn’t shaved her legs in a few months, too.

Ick

Closer inspection shows she’s in a motel with a huge spider web in the window. Class act.

Hey now, crack whores need love too… or was that penicillin?

Sexist indeed. She seems to have trouble with walking into furniture and tripping over cracks in the sidewalk, too. Who’da thunk that?

I’d hit it… totally hawt.

Look at the scabs and bruises on both legs. She has my sympathy.

She wrote what she meant.
I hate it when stupid people don’t get it…
“huck huck, she don spelled sexy-est wrong, I’s think I’s ganna upload thisun ta da internets.”

Oh, and by the way, if you write FAIL on something it means “fuck am I lame”

Good one, Silencer. You sound like someone that likes to bitch about other people.

Classic…Nothing says sexy like large scabby legs.

Dang she ugly! Whew, I mean really!
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Lol!!! ‘Sexiest Women’? or ‘Sex 1st Women’? Lol!!!

That’s a dude

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Maybe she’s just sexist.

Sexist ? Looks like she spends a lot of time on her knees..

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Sexiest on myspace, huh? She’s not even the sexiest woman in the picture…

Maybe she actually meant the sing to be for sexist? women.

In fact -

It really should be sexiEst and womAn and ON

Sexiest Woman on Myspace

- unless she is actually FROM Myspace.

She needed the missing E to spell Ebola.

I’d give her one… then again I’m 64

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

This is very sad. So utterly disturbing. The internet is a scary place.

Don’t lie… you’d all hit it.

Holy shit! That’s my sister!

look at those meth scars.

NICE LEG SCABS.

I would definitely hit it. Obviously i’d wrap it up, but yeah Id hit it.

Havent read previous comments….
Looking at those scars i have to say she prolly likes Doggy style!

She’s trying to hide it, but does anyone else notice the giant black cock between her legs?

Does this remind anyone else of a scene from “This Is Spinal Tap”?

“They’re not gonna release the album… because they have decided that the cover is sexist.” –Ian
“Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy? I mean there’s no…” –Nigel
“Sex-IST!” –Ian

Scabbed, bruised, drugged out, and illiterate, SIGN ME UP! Also, closer inspection of the close inspection reveals that the spiderweb is actually a tree without foliage outside the window.

WTF, are those scabs on knees? I wouldn’t be so surprised if her cooter was covered in the same.

where’s her neck? i think she’s being beaten by her boyfriend, no wonder she’s sexist

I think she forgot how to dress herself…

Myspace had to get a special loan package from the government so they could afford the extra space that this sexist woman took up!

I though that too - thanks!

I don’t see a problem with this at all. “Women” is the plural of “Woman” so it’s possible that she could just be part of a group known as “Sexist Women of MySpace”

If I said, “Who wrote her sign, Nigel Tufnel,” would anyone get that?

wow can she look a bit more like velicity von

sexist or sexiest? (i didn’t mean she was sexy not that she isn’t just in case she reads this)

She could’ve photoshopped the scabs off her knee or something, thats gross…

Good one.

nah, that’s the crotch of her panties

Sexiest Women of Myspace is a real group:

http://www.myspace.com/jordan_fucktard

All of the female members have a pic of themselves like this, posed with the group’s name on a sign.

OMG!! Can’t stop laughing - dumb, scabby, slutty - the Trifecta!!

I think those legs made me puke in my mouth…

@Jake

I thought that was the fail. I obviously missed the Sexist bit.
But both are fails, imo.

@Vlad
a flying one

i think she meant sexciest woman on myspace cuz she put”of”………..lmao dayum she fukked dhat alllllll up

Sexiest???? Looks like she spent LOTS of time on her knees!!!! Can we say BLOWJOBS???
Dannnmmm She really screwed tht up!!!!! +++ She Has A muffin top!!!

Actually idk if sh has a muffin top but, LOOK AT THOSE FAKE BOOBS!!!!! DANNNNNMMMM

Dont u mean giant black dildo????

She could at least cover up her cottage cheese!!! LOL

And the HUGE ASS SCABS on her knee!!!

Id fuck her lol

Yeah, those sexy scabs are probably HIV related, I’ll pass.

Hey Chris you looking for a good time i got all the scabs you need……..fuck me baby! for you its free unless your black. then i wont touch you with a 10 foot poll.