Hello, I Would Like To Buy A Vowel.

July 25th, 2008

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84 Responses to Hello, I Would Like To Buy A Vowel.

  1. anonymooseamber on July 25th, 2008 at 1:44 am

    I’m sure she probably ate that “E”.

  2. L on July 25th, 2008 at 1:54 am

    What am I missing here?

    • D on August 1st, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      It took me a moment, too, but then I realized no woman would actually admit to being sexist. jk

  3. Hiro on July 25th, 2008 at 2:22 am

    The delicious irony, L. The delicious irony.

  4. john on July 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am

    L — sexiEst … took me a while too. i thought she was just saying she was sexist and didn’t care if she posted a provocative picture which other women might find demeaning.

    • Louise F. Rhodes on October 17th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

      I though that too – thanks!

  5. Scooby Don't on July 25th, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Provocative? Yeah, it provoked me to throw up a little in my mouth! What a dog!

  6. Aeterna on July 25th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Wow, she’s trying so hard for the sexy look. I think she looks constipated, myself.

    Or maybe that’s just left over from when she was trying to spell …

    BTW … are there supposed to be more women in the picture, or is the plural another FAIL?

  7. Anonymous on July 25th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I know what happened – the e form “sexiest” jumped down, attacked the a from “woman” and ate it:)

    • Anonymous on January 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

      Good one.

  8. Vlad on July 25th, 2008 at 8:07 am

    It looks like she was bitten in the leg by a vampire moose.

  9. Smacky on July 25th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Was eet a sexeeest vampeer moose?

  10. Matt on July 25th, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Yeah, I don’t like criticizing people’s looks on the internet, but she could’ve at least held the sign up high enough to cover the scabs on her knee.

    Who cares though, she discriminates against men anyway.

  11. MCW on July 25th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Never post on your blog when you’re drunk.

  12. Marrock on July 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Send that pic on over to Photoshop Disasters so they can do some airbrush work on it.

  13. rrr on July 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    I’d do her.

  14. alejo699 on July 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Wow. I never thought I’d find my dream girl on a place like English Fail, but there she is. Dumb, scabby, and slutty. Oh, baby, I’m coming home.

    • LKM on August 9th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

      OMG!! Can’t stop laughing – dumb, scabby, slutty – the Trifecta!!

  15. anonymooseamber on July 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    She kind of looks like a meth head.She probably spent 12 hours on that sign.That would explain the scabs……

  16. Cats on July 25th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Scab fail, plain and simple.

  17. Mldjstd on July 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I noticed the scabs before I noticed the sexist fail.

    Can anyone say *CheapMotelDraperyFail* ?

  18. L on July 25th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Ohhh… sexiEst. I thought she was just part of a sexist blogring and proud of it.

    I’ve seen weirder things online.

  19. PollyAnna on July 25th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Apparently she and all her personalities are sexist. I bet one of “them” got the scabs during a little rug burning fun time. She probably doesn’t even know they’re there.

    It looks like she hasn’t shaved her legs in a few months, too.

    Ick

  20. PollyAnna on July 25th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    Closer inspection shows she’s in a motel with a huge spider web in the window. Class act.

  21. Marrock on July 26th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Hey now, crack whores need love too… or was that penicillin?

  22. Chuck S on July 27th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Sexist indeed. She seems to have trouble with walking into furniture and tripping over cracks in the sidewalk, too. Who’da thunk that?

  23. Anonymous on July 27th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I’d hit it… totally hawt.

  24. phil on July 27th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Look at the scabs and bruises on both legs. She has my sympathy.

  25. silencer on July 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    She wrote what she meant.
    I hate it when stupid people don’t get it…
    “huck huck, she don spelled sexy-est wrong, I’s think I’s ganna upload thisun ta da internets.”

    • fpelayo on January 12th, 2009 at 2:28 am

      Sexiest Women of Myspace is a real group:

      http://www.myspace.com/jordan_fucktard

      All of the female members have a pic of themselves like this, posed with the group’s name on a sign.

  26. silencer on July 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Oh, and by the way, if you write FAIL on something it means “fuck am I lame”

  27. Scott on July 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Good one, Silencer. You sound like someone that likes to bitch about other people.

  28. Dave on July 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Classic…Nothing says sexy like large scabby legs.

  29. JIm Twister on July 27th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Dang she ugly! Whew, I mean really!
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

  30. Scott on July 27th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Lol!!! ‘Sexiest Women’? or ‘Sex 1st Women’? Lol!!!

  31. Jonjakobs on July 27th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    That’s a dude :(

    http://reviewstash.com

  32. Brittany on July 27th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Maybe she’s just sexist.

  33. ianS on July 27th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Sexist ? Looks like she spends a lot of time on her knees..

  34. Micheal Jackson on July 27th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    This board sails beautifully from flat water to mixed up chop. I did not have the opportunity to sail it in pure wave conditions. The ultra-stiff construction of the full carbon lay-up does make it ride a little stiffer than the full wood sandwich edition, though I found it amazingly responsive in acceleration, planing through lulls, and floating some amazing jumps with its incredibly light weight. The board is directionally stable, yet very responsive to even slight changes in foot pressure to turn it. It is equally at home doing a wide, drawn out jibe as the tightest snap jibe you can muster. The updated footstraps are especially nice as they permit a wider than previously available range of foot sizes to fit correctly through a simple and clever width adjustment system on the straps themselves. All 2006 JP boards come with these new footstraps.

  35. Micheal Jackson on July 27th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    The ultra-stiff construction of the full carbon lay-up does make it ride a little stiffer

  36. Micheal Jackson Again on July 27th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Sexiest on myspace, huh? She’s not even the sexiest woman in the picture…

  37. Michael on July 28th, 2008 at 1:44 am

    Maybe she actually meant the sing to be for sexist? women.

  38. Michael on July 28th, 2008 at 1:46 am

    In fact –

    It really should be sexiEst and womAn and ON

    Sexiest Woman on Myspace

    - unless she is actually FROM Myspace.

  39. KC on July 28th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    She needed the missing E to spell Ebola.

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  41. Prime on July 28th, 2008 at 5:19 am

    I’d give her one… :D then again I’m 64 :(

  42. barney on July 28th, 2008 at 7:13 am

    HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

  43. brianna on July 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    This is very sad. So utterly disturbing. The internet is a scary place.

  44. Nick on July 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Don’t lie… you’d all hit it.

  45. Ohmaar on July 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Holy shit! That’s my sister!

  46. dirt on July 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    look at those meth scars.

  47. OTEP on July 28th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    NICE LEG SCABS.

  48. NYSkate on July 28th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    I would definitely hit it. Obviously i’d wrap it up, but yeah Id hit it.

  49. Gonzo on July 29th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Havent read previous comments….
    Looking at those scars i have to say she prolly likes Doggy style!

  50. No Sir E. Bob on August 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am

    She’s trying to hide it, but does anyone else notice the giant black cock between her legs?

    • fpelayo on January 12th, 2009 at 2:22 am

      nah, that’s the crotch of her panties

  51. Free Tripe on August 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Does this remind anyone else of a scene from “This Is Spinal Tap”?

    “They’re not gonna release the album… because they have decided that the cover is sexist.” –Ian
    “Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy? I mean there’s no…” –Nigel
    “Sex-IST!” –Ian

  52. MorbidTheory on August 4th, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Scabbed, bruised, drugged out, and illiterate, SIGN ME UP! Also, closer inspection of the close inspection reveals that the spiderweb is actually a tree without foliage outside the window.

  53. Anonymous on September 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    WTF, are those scabs on knees? I wouldn’t be so surprised if her cooter was covered in the same.

  54. marie on October 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    where’s her neck? i think she’s being beaten by her boyfriend, no wonder she’s sexist

  55. cbb on October 13th, 2008 at 4:36 am

    I think she forgot how to dress herself…

  56. drill instructor on October 16th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    Myspace had to get a special loan package from the government so they could afford the extra space that this sexist woman took up!

  57. Thor on October 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    I don’t see a problem with this at all. “Women” is the plural of “Woman” so it’s possible that she could just be part of a group known as “Sexist Women of MySpace”

  58. Teresa on November 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    If I said, “Who wrote her sign, Nigel Tufnel,” would anyone get that?

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  60. wat on November 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    wow can she look a bit more like velicity von

  61. wtf on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    sexist or sexiest? (i didn’t mean she was sexy not that she isn’t just in case she reads this)

  62. KandiceLayne on December 5th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    She could’ve photoshopped the scabs off her knee or something, thats gross…

  63. Jake on October 29th, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    I think those legs made me puke in my mouth…

  64. S on November 7th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    @Jake

    I thought that was the fail. I obviously missed the Sexist bit.
    But both are fails, imo.

  65. Dani on December 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    @Vlad
    a flying one

  66. tiffany on December 14th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    i think she meant sexciest woman on myspace cuz she put”of”………..lmao dayum she fukked dhat alllllll up

  67. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Sexiest???? Looks like she spent LOTS of time on her knees!!!! Can we say BLOWJOBS???
    Dannnmmm She really screwed tht up!!!!! +++ She Has A muffin top!!!

  68. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Actually idk if sh has a muffin top but, LOOK AT THOSE FAKE BOOBS!!!!! DANNNNNMMMM

  69. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Dont u mean giant black dildo????

  70. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    She could at least cover up her cottage cheese!!! LOL

  71. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    And the HUGE ASS SCABS on her knee!!!

  72. ruffian on April 27th, 2010 at 7:09 am

    Id fuck her lol

  73. Chris on May 2nd, 2010 at 3:16 am

    Yeah, those sexy scabs are probably HIV related, I’ll pass.

  74. ruffian on May 6th, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Hey Chris you looking for a good time i got all the scabs you need……..fuck me baby! for you its free unless your black. then i wont touch you with a 10 foot poll.

  75. Anonymous on September 23rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    i think she ment there a cult of sexist women women that hate men. being sexist is like being racist

  76. Anonymous on September 23rd, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    @ruffian
    ruffian is lonely. lol shes gunna die alone and cranky

  77. jayt on December 22nd, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    u have nice boobs

  78. dj on March 19th, 2011 at 10:10 am

    wow, my donkey has a competitor!

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