Hello, I Would Like To Buy A Vowel.

Written by admin on July 25th, 2008 – 1:03 am -

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62 Comments »

Comment by anonymooseamber

I’m sure she probably ate that “E”.

 
Comment by L
 
Comment by Hiro

The delicious irony, L. The delicious irony.

 
Comment by john

L — sexiEst … took me a while too. i thought she was just saying she was sexist and didn’t care if she posted a provocative picture which other women might find demeaning.

Comment by Louise F. Rhodes
 
 
Comment by Scooby Don't

Provocative? Yeah, it provoked me to throw up a little in my mouth! What a dog!

 
Comment by Aeterna

Wow, she’s trying so hard for the sexy look. I think she looks constipated, myself.

Or maybe that’s just left over from when she was trying to spell …

BTW … are there supposed to be more women in the picture, or is the plural another FAIL?

 
Comment by Anonymous

I know what happened - the e form “sexiest” jumped down, attacked the a from “woman” and ate it:)

 
Comment by Vlad

It looks like she was bitten in the leg by a vampire moose.

 
Comment by Smacky

Was eet a sexeeest vampeer moose?

 
Comment by Matt

Yeah, I don’t like criticizing people’s looks on the internet, but she could’ve at least held the sign up high enough to cover the scabs on her knee.

Who cares though, she discriminates against men anyway.

 
Comment by MCW

Never post on your blog when you’re drunk.

 
Comment by Marrock

Send that pic on over to Photoshop Disasters so they can do some airbrush work on it.

 
 
Comment by alejo699

Wow. I never thought I’d find my dream girl on a place like English Fail, but there she is. Dumb, scabby, and slutty. Oh, baby, I’m coming home.

 
Comment by anonymooseamber

She kind of looks like a meth head.She probably spent 12 hours on that sign.That would explain the scabs……

 
Comment by Cats
 
Comment by Mldjstd

I noticed the scabs before I noticed the sexist fail.

Can anyone say *CheapMotelDraperyFail* ?

 
Comment by L

Ohhh… sexiEst. I thought she was just part of a sexist blogring and proud of it.

I’ve seen weirder things online.

 
Comment by PollyAnna

Apparently she and all her personalities are sexist. I bet one of “them” got the scabs during a little rug burning fun time. She probably doesn’t even know they’re there.

It looks like she hasn’t shaved her legs in a few months, too.

Ick

 
Comment by PollyAnna

Closer inspection shows she’s in a motel with a huge spider web in the window. Class act.

 
Comment by Marrock

Hey now, crack whores need love too… or was that penicillin?

 
Comment by Chuck S

Sexist indeed. She seems to have trouble with walking into furniture and tripping over cracks in the sidewalk, too. Who’da thunk that?

 
Comment by Anonymous

I’d hit it… totally hawt.

 
Comment by phil

Look at the scabs and bruises on both legs. She has my sympathy.

 
Comment by silencer

She wrote what she meant.
I hate it when stupid people don’t get it…
“huck huck, she don spelled sexy-est wrong, I’s think I’s ganna upload thisun ta da internets.”

 
Comment by silencer

Oh, and by the way, if you write FAIL on something it means “fuck am I lame”

 
Comment by Scott

Good one, Silencer. You sound like someone that likes to bitch about other people.

 
Comment by Dave

Classic…Nothing says sexy like large scabby legs.

 
Comment by JIm Twister
 
Comment by Scott

Lol!!! ‘Sexiest Women’? or ‘Sex 1st Women’? Lol!!!

 
 
Comment by Brittany
 
Comment by ianS

Sexist ? Looks like she spends a lot of time on her knees..

 
Comment by Micheal Jackson

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Comment by Micheal Jackson

The ultra-stiff construction of the full carbon lay-up does make it ride a little stiffer

 
Comment by Micheal Jackson Again

Sexiest on myspace, huh? She’s not even the sexiest woman in the picture…

 
Comment by Michael

Maybe she actually meant the sing to be for sexist? women.

 
Comment by Michael

In fact -

It really should be sexiEst and womAn and ON

Sexiest Woman on Myspace

- unless she is actually FROM Myspace.

 
Comment by KC

She needed the missing E to spell Ebola.

 
Comment by Prime

I’d give her one… :D then again I’m 64 :(

 
Comment by barney
 
Comment by brianna

This is very sad. So utterly disturbing. The internet is a scary place.

 
Comment by Nick

Don’t lie… you’d all hit it.

 
Comment by Ohmaar

Holy shit! That’s my sister!

 
Comment by dirt
 
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Comment by NYSkate

I would definitely hit it. Obviously i’d wrap it up, but yeah Id hit it.

 
Comment by Gonzo

Havent read previous comments….
Looking at those scars i have to say she prolly likes Doggy style!

 
Comment by No Sir E. Bob

She’s trying to hide it, but does anyone else notice the giant black cock between her legs?

 
Comment by Free Tripe

Does this remind anyone else of a scene from “This Is Spinal Tap”?

“They’re not gonna release the album… because they have decided that the cover is sexist.” –Ian
“Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy? I mean there’s no…” –Nigel
“Sex-IST!” –Ian

 
Comment by MorbidTheory

Scabbed, bruised, drugged out, and illiterate, SIGN ME UP! Also, closer inspection of the close inspection reveals that the spiderweb is actually a tree without foliage outside the window.

 
Comment by Anonymous

WTF, are those scabs on knees? I wouldn’t be so surprised if her cooter was covered in the same.

 
Comment by marie

where’s her neck? i think she’s being beaten by her boyfriend, no wonder she’s sexist

 
Comment by cbb

I think she forgot how to dress herself…

 
Comment by drill instructor

Myspace had to get a special loan package from the government so they could afford the extra space that this sexist woman took up!

 
Comment by Thor

I don’t see a problem with this at all. “Women” is the plural of “Woman” so it’s possible that she could just be part of a group known as “Sexist Women of MySpace”

 
Comment by Teresa

If I said, “Who wrote her sign, Nigel Tufnel,” would anyone get that?

 
Comment by wat

wow can she look a bit more like velicity von

 
Comment by wtf

sexist or sexiest? (i didn’t mean she was sexy not that she isn’t just in case she reads this)

 
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