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  1. Judas Iscariot
    July 29th, 2008 at 12:53 | #1

    I’ve never seen jesus porn before

  2. Escmymind
    July 29th, 2008 at 13:10 | #2

    he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy…

  3. July 29th, 2008 at 13:11 | #3

    Ummm…. why are Spider-Man, the Hulk, and Captain America on the poster?

  4. Escmymind
    July 29th, 2008 at 13:13 | #4

    They’re part of the super holy justice team, and they do porn movies together

    • November 14th, 2011 at 02:57 | #5

      more like the super unholy injustice team

  5. Jen
    July 29th, 2008 at 13:26 | #6

    Oh my. This is just…wrong.

    • HannaH
      October 22nd, 2011 at 13:53 | #7

      and to top it all off, there’s an apostrophe in “ACTS!” oy! (maybe they should stick to street preaching and leave the sign making to someone else…?…)

  6. fpelayo
    July 29th, 2008 at 13:39 | #8

    The Marvel characters at the bottom suggests to me that it’s probably made by a grade school kid – which would be the only excuse for that spelling.

    The sheep at the bottom right of the Jesus pic tho has me wondering if it’s in a Good Shepherd context or if it and that spelling are suggesting Jesus is one of these types: :P

    http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/

  7. L
    July 29th, 2008 at 14:06 | #9

    Jesus is cumming?

    Ew.

  8. July 29th, 2008 at 14:33 | #10

    Does he need a towel or something?

  9. Deadclown
    July 29th, 2008 at 14:49 | #11

    Jesus needs no towel!!!!!

  10. Sarah
    July 29th, 2008 at 14:56 | #12

    Ohhhh Lord.

    That’s about all that can be said about this. haha.

  11. Ted Mustard
    July 29th, 2008 at 15:10 | #13

    Pass the tissues.

  12. Turandot
    July 29th, 2008 at 16:03 | #14

    How do you know he’s cumming? Is he breathing heavily?

    Cumming or not,that sheep sure looks happy.

  13. July 29th, 2008 at 16:25 | #15

    Holy hell, that is so wrong… but so funny.

  14. Andrew Neal
    July 29th, 2008 at 18:17 | #16

    Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Meeeeeee!

  15. Scooby Don’t
    July 29th, 2008 at 20:38 | #17

    The ULTIMATE Fail.

  16. tao
    July 29th, 2008 at 20:47 | #18

    you can’t stop jesus

  17. July 29th, 2008 at 22:17 | #19

    Sheesh, I literally burst out laughing at this.

    this, as Scooby Don’t pointed out, is THE Ultimate Fail.

    End of story.

  18. Aged like fine wine
    July 30th, 2008 at 11:18 | #20

    A 2000 year old zombie sheep fucker. That’s all we need.

    • unknown
      September 15th, 2008 at 09:50 | #21

      as a christain your comment deeply offends me. i do not like you.

      • Anonymous
        September 15th, 2008 at 11:07 | #22

        Christian.

        Fail.

  19. Claude Miller
    July 30th, 2008 at 13:50 | #23

    It looks like Jesus was born in New Hampshire.
    A good Goya with blue eyes and bleached skin, very Germanic features and definitely a white boy.
    He looks like he plays Polo.
    Oh, and that sheep does look happy.

  20. Peter
    July 30th, 2008 at 17:29 | #24

    The Bible as erotica. I knew it all along!

    Mary Magdalene is always up to no good.

  21. Kelsium
    July 30th, 2008 at 19:56 | #25

    YES YES GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASING JESUS… FEEL HIS HOT SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR DIRTY, DIRTY FACES.

    I mean… what else could that smile possibly mean? :) And he’s got a young sheep…

  22. Brittany
    July 31st, 2008 at 15:26 | #26

    So wrong, yet so funny.

  23. carley and caela
    August 1st, 2008 at 01:20 | #27

    haha omg that’s disgusting! remember.. caela just told me what that meant yesterday! haha nice nice… you were there too! :] you know im your sister carley lol i just wanted to comment!!

  24. PHil
    August 1st, 2008 at 16:17 | #28

    would the second coming be more of a multiple orgasm thing?

  25. Father Haysoos
    August 1st, 2008 at 19:07 | #29

    OH GOD YES!!! THAT FELT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

  26. tom
    August 3rd, 2008 at 06:45 | #30

    Escmymind-funny post.. just imagining someone saying that in a movie trailer

    haha ive never before imagined a jizzing jesus, but now i have.
    there are super hero pics because jesus is in fact a super hero, he also belongs to the ‘super best friends’, with other members being moses, budda and other friendly religious chums. if u dont believe me watch south park, the truth will be revealed there.

  27. Mabus
    August 6th, 2008 at 18:43 | #31

    I just say “Domini salve fuck”

  28. OH wow
    August 7th, 2008 at 17:56 | #32

    Pretty sure that’d be a sin…

  29. linda
    August 7th, 2008 at 18:48 | #33

    iam a born again christian, this is not right at all ,if you dont know him you need to! THIS IS DISRESPTFUL AND MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARE AT ROCK BOTTOM YOU WILL REALIZE HE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE… I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ALL GOOD LUCK IN LIFE…..

    • golly
      September 10th, 2008 at 11:59 | #34

      You weren’t born right the first time?

      • unknown
        September 15th, 2008 at 09:52 | #35

        you dont know what born again means? idiot.

        • D
          August 1st, 2011 at 19:25 | #36

          You can’t spot the trolololo? Idiot.

  30. the voice of reason
    August 7th, 2008 at 20:34 | #37

    Your all going to hell you haters. Unless you change:)

    • Bob
      September 15th, 2008 at 07:03 | #38

      “Your all going to hell you haters.” FAIL

  31. Father O’ Blivion
    August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 | #39

    Rock bottom indeed. The particular brand of Christianity or any system of beliefs for that matter, that relies on or encourages blatant stupidity is hardly to be held in high esteem. But this begs the question… is a prophylactic appropriate??? Where is the Vatican on this?

  32. matt
    August 13th, 2008 at 22:49 | #40

    omg YES!!!

  33. CM
    August 19th, 2008 at 20:38 | #41

    Rock me sexxy Jesus!

    • CR – Florida
      August 23rd, 2008 at 23:13 | #42

      Jesus is cumming.. Mary Magdalene said that, right?

  34. Pans
    September 8th, 2008 at 19:10 | #43

    Oh ME yes, that felt good!

  35. golly
    September 10th, 2008 at 12:00 | #44

    Funny. too funny. And to all born agains: Grow up. Jesus would have loved this. Read the Bible if you don’t believe he had this kind of sense of humor.

  36. ade t
    September 15th, 2008 at 07:42 | #45

    Who gives a fuck really?Jesus was just a made up figure anyway,like Bugs Bunny or…Gordon Brown!

    • unknown
      September 15th, 2008 at 09:55 | #46

      actually if you look at the book of revelation in the bible lots of propicies come true in our time
      so the bible is true which means jesus is real

      • December 4th, 2008 at 22:58 | #47

        Now that’s some strong logic right there. While we’re at it, I suggest everyone start renting as many old movies from blockbuster as we can, and taking notes on which ones make an accurate prediction of future events. Clearly those are true as well.

      • December 31st, 2008 at 22:43 | #48

        propicies?

    • Anonymous
      November 12th, 2008 at 16:38 | #49

      or Ronald Reagan

  37. Lul
    October 15th, 2009 at 03:39 | #50
  38. March 27th, 2010 at 11:15 | #51

    come on jesus :)

  39. April 24th, 2010 at 07:00 | #52

    thanks four post.

  40. May 29th, 2010 at 08:32 | #53

    so faill :) thanks

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  42. June 23rd, 2010 at 00:18 | #55

    actually if you look at the book of revelation in the bible lots of propicies come true in our time
    so the bible is true which means jesus is real

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  44. Anonymous
    June 20th, 2011 at 00:57 | #57

    Jesus does look like he has that “just got laid” look on him.

  45. Grace
    August 28th, 2011 at 05:44 | #58

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  47. TheRickenbacker325
    January 29th, 2012 at 19:29 | #60

    I never knew Jesus had a naughty side.

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