Submitted by Angela
I’ve never seen jesus porn before
he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy…
Ummm…. why are Spider-Man, the Hulk, and Captain America on the poster?
They’re part of the super holy justice team, and they do porn movies together
more like the super unholy injustice team
Oh my. This is just…wrong.
and to top it all off, there’s an apostrophe in “ACTS!” oy! (maybe they should stick to street preaching and leave the sign making to someone else…?…)
The Marvel characters at the bottom suggests to me that it’s probably made by a grade school kid – which would be the only excuse for that spelling.
The sheep at the bottom right of the Jesus pic tho has me wondering if it’s in a Good Shepherd context or if it and that spelling are suggesting Jesus is one of these types:
Jesus is cumming?
Does he need a towel or something?
Jesus needs no towel!!!!!
That’s about all that can be said about this. haha.
Pass the tissues.
How do you know he’s cumming? Is he breathing heavily?
Cumming or not,that sheep sure looks happy.
Holy hell, that is so wrong… but so funny.
Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Me! Oh Meeeeeee!
The ULTIMATE Fail.
you can’t stop jesus
Sheesh, I literally burst out laughing at this.
this, as Scooby Don’t pointed out, is THE Ultimate Fail.
End of story.
A 2000 year old zombie sheep fucker. That’s all we need.
as a christain your comment deeply offends me. i do not like you.
It looks like Jesus was born in New Hampshire.
A good Goya with blue eyes and bleached skin, very Germanic features and definitely a white boy.
He looks like he plays Polo.
Oh, and that sheep does look happy.
The Bible as erotica. I knew it all along!
Mary Magdalene is always up to no good.
YES YES GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASING JESUS… FEEL HIS HOT SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR DIRTY, DIRTY FACES.
I mean… what else could that smile possibly mean? And he’s got a young sheep…
So wrong, yet so funny.
haha omg that’s disgusting! remember.. caela just told me what that meant yesterday! haha nice nice… you were there too! :] you know im your sister carley lol i just wanted to comment!!
would the second coming be more of a multiple orgasm thing?
OH GOD YES!!! THAT FELT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
Escmymind-funny post.. just imagining someone saying that in a movie trailer
haha ive never before imagined a jizzing jesus, but now i have.
there are super hero pics because jesus is in fact a super hero, he also belongs to the ‘super best friends’, with other members being moses, budda and other friendly religious chums. if u dont believe me watch south park, the truth will be revealed there.
I just say “Domini salve fuck”
Pretty sure that’d be a sin…
iam a born again christian, this is not right at all ,if you dont know him you need to! THIS IS DISRESPTFUL AND MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARE AT ROCK BOTTOM YOU WILL REALIZE HE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE… I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ALL GOOD LUCK IN LIFE…..
You weren’t born right the first time?
you dont know what born again means? idiot.
You can’t spot the trolololo? Idiot.
Your all going to hell you haters. Unless you change:)
“Your all going to hell you haters.” FAIL
Rock bottom indeed. The particular brand of Christianity or any system of beliefs for that matter, that relies on or encourages blatant stupidity is hardly to be held in high esteem. But this begs the question… is a prophylactic appropriate??? Where is the Vatican on this?
Rock me sexxy Jesus!
Jesus is cumming.. Mary Magdalene said that, right?
Oh ME yes, that felt good!
Funny. too funny. And to all born agains: Grow up. Jesus would have loved this. Read the Bible if you don’t believe he had this kind of sense of humor.
Who gives a fuck really?Jesus was just a made up figure anyway,like Bugs Bunny or…Gordon Brown!
actually if you look at the book of revelation in the bible lots of propicies come true in our time
so the bible is true which means jesus is real
Now that’s some strong logic right there. While we’re at it, I suggest everyone start renting as many old movies from blockbuster as we can, and taking notes on which ones make an accurate prediction of future events. Clearly those are true as well.
or Ronald Reagan
come on jesus
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Jesus does look like he has that “just got laid” look on him.
I feel so dirty for laughing at this but it’s just soooo funny!
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I never knew Jesus had a naughty side.