Perhaps They Should Be A Bit More Specific

August 2nd, 2008

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12 Responses to Perhaps They Should Be A Bit More Specific

  1. pannonica on August 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Either this photo was taken in an arboretum or those kids on leashes are not quite what I’ve thought.

  2. anonymooseamber on August 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    My kids can bark if they want to,damnit!!

  3. L on August 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Why is this a fail? It makes perfect sense to me. If I had a garden centre, I wouldn’t want bratty kids throwing around the bark mulch, either.

    Specificity shouldn’t result in a fail.

  4. Hiro on August 2nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    @ L

    It isn’t specificity that’s the problem, it’s grammar.

    The sentence could easily be fixed by a simple reversal. “Please do not let children play with the bark or the water fountains.”

  5. Aeterna on August 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I don’t know … I got it once I realized it was a garden shop where they sell bark. Perhaps it’s worded a little confusingly, but I don’t think the grammar is wrong.

    On the other hand, there really was no need to Capitalize Every Single Word.

  6. Christine on August 2nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    You wouldn’t even have to reverse the words for it to be correct, just add another “the”: “Please do not let children play with the water fountains and the bark.” Of course the capitalization would still be wrong.

  7. Barry on August 2nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Yep, it’s the old “What has four wheels and flies?” motif.

  8. Jason on August 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 am

    Well, you also want “or” instead of “and”, unless of course the staff thinks it’s perfectly okay for children to play with one or the other, not both.

  9. mbs on August 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am

    language lawyer nitpicking bs

  10. daddy00 on August 4th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    The way it is written is ambiguous enough to be funny. Lighten up.

  11. Andrew on August 5th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Woof woof,

  12. ZARk on August 6th, 2008 at 6:34 am

    i really laughed out loud on this one :D
    specially with the 2 first comments !

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