How Is This Possible?

August 5th, 2008

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9 Responses to How Is This Possible?

  1. lj on August 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    wait, what?

  2. y on August 5th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    keep the door set semi-permanently (“locked”) to the “open” position throughout the “times of occupation”.
    Sim-ple!

    well, either that, or keep the door open, but make sure the lock is turned in such a way that it would make the door locked were it also closed.

  3. k on August 5th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    maybe “keep door open when room is occupied”?

  4. pannonica on August 5th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    We had a sign at work that read, “This Door Must Remain Closed at All Times,” which I amended with, “except when entering and exiting.”

    The sign has since been replaced, so no photo to submit.

  5. jordanwb on August 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Re: pannonica: I saw a sign like that, and I took a picture so I may upload it.

  6. Jess on August 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    While it probably really is a fail, it IS possible that door has a locking mechanism which keeps it from closing.

  7. Anonymous on August 5th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Perhaps it’s just supposed to be “Keep door lock open”? As in, the lock is faulty and you won’t be able to get out if you locked it. Still not a very well-constructed sentence, but it would be a little easier to understand.

  8. Anonymous on August 6th, 2008 at 12:54 am

    I first read it to mean, “Keep door locked – open during times of occupation”, as in keep the door locked, but the establishment is open when occupied… still not brilliantly written though!

  9. iThinkergoiMac on August 6th, 2008 at 6:04 am

    This is actually quite logical and not a fail at all. When you lock the door before it is closed, the lock bar or peg comes out and prevents the door from closing. Thus it is “locked open.” Sorry, no fail here, I’ve seen this many times.

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