Grocery Store Sign Fail

8 Responses to Grocery Store Sign Fail

1. GreyDuck on August 6th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

   Ass-torment? What did they put in those cookies, anyway? Eep.

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2. L on August 6th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

   Three fails for the price of one!

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3. daddy00 on August 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   I do not think I am alone in not wanting to eat something called “ass torment”. Those kinds of websites are also blocked at work.

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4. pannonica on August 6th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

   L: It’s often acceptable to omit apostrophes on signs. Let’s call it 2½ fails.

   Incidentally, and just a general observation, I can see valid arguments for it being “Mother’s Day”, “Mothers’ Day”, or “Mothers Day”.

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5. Kristina on August 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

   I don’t think that cooky is a fail, if you’re counting that. While it’s not the preferred spelling in modern English, we can’t forget Betty Crocker’s Cooky Book. My mom had a copy. Did yours?

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6. Mldjstd on August 6th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

   They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
   Mysterious and spooky,
   They’re all together ooky,
   The Mothers Day cooky.

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7. L on August 6th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

   Geez, pannonica. Way to take the fun out of a fail.

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8. pannonica on August 6th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

   L: Sorry. I have problems with reality. Sometimes it’s a good thing, sometimes it’s a bad thing. I also have a problem with authority, but that’s for another time and place.

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