Pistachio Fail

August 7th, 2008

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18 Responses to Pistachio Fail

  1. Eric Fetcho on August 7th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    I always love english fails, that have the correct spelling right below the fail.

  2. pannonica on August 7th, 2008 at 8:08 am

    Right above is good too. I don’t care so much for the sides.

    I checked the OED to see if “pistacious” was perhaps some obscure or obsolete adjective: no luck. However, the genus for pistachio trees is Pistacia, so theoretically the adjective “pistacious” (or “pistacine”) could be coined based on that. In any case, it doesn’t exonerate the signmaker.

    • dfasdf on October 15th, 2008 at 2:14 am

      Lol, I’m going to start using Pistacious as an adjective from now on.

  3. Rue on August 7th, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Pistaciouses are deliciouses!

  4. JohnnyB on August 7th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    Pistacious are delicios.

  5. Julie on August 7th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Delichio!

  6. N Marie on August 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Maybe we could really make pistacious happen! Like if something is very pistachio-like or pistachio-esque, it could be pistacious! Totally bodacious!

  7. Hiro on August 7th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Pistacious just became my new favorite adjective.

    “Did you see me catch that wave? It was totally pistacious!”

  8. T on August 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Pistacious!!

  9. Aaron T. on August 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Pistachious are precious.

  10. Aaron T. on August 7th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    D’oh, I misspelled the misspelling! I meant to say, “pistacious are precious”.

  11. Luxornv on August 7th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    Pistaciously delicious.

  12. a on August 8th, 2008 at 1:16 am

    My, what a pistacious day we’re having!

  13. Miss Twitch on August 8th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    That’s going to be my spy name, should I ever need one.

    • pannonica on August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

      Personally, I’m going to go with Miss Adventuress.

  14. Fail Funnies on August 31st, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    LOL. Classic. I love Pistachios.

  15. Anonymous on January 18th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    mmm those look like some pistacious pistachios

  16. mat on October 27th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    pistacious: adj.
    Similar to / possessing characteristics of the pistachio nut

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