Children’s Book Fail

August 15th, 2008

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63 Responses to Children’s Book Fail

  1. Fi. on August 15th, 2008 at 4:29 am

    I saw that elsewhere, and I’ll quote what someone had commented:

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

    I agree.

  2. Sarah on August 15th, 2008 at 5:19 am

    …say what now?

  3. steelopus on August 15th, 2008 at 6:24 am

    I’ll be her daddy. Wait. What?

  4. Snowtiger on August 15th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Epic Squick!

  5. Snowtiger on August 15th, 2008 at 7:50 am

    The rest of the book is that creepy.

    • Holly on August 16th, 2008 at 1:09 am

      You’ve seen the rest of it!? o.O
      What’s its title!? Is it serious!?

  6. Heffalump on August 15th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    …and then her babies grew up and had even more little babies with her daddy too. They all lived happily together, until the fascist government arrested daddy and put all the little babies in foster homes. The End.

  7. Vavava on August 15th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Because it’s this blog, I noticed that “Daddies” was spelled wrong before I noticed that the book was promoting creepy father/daughter incest.

  8. bobb on August 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    Is this for real? Or is this some sicko’s photoshop project?

  9. Adhara on August 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    I’m actually kind of surprised they didn’t misspell “babies”, too.

    But yeah, WTF kind of book did this come from!? I’m not usually a proponent of censorship, but I don’t think anyone should buy or read this if it’s a real book!

  10. Matt on August 15th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Oh noes! Babies having babies! With their daddyes!

  11. Starlogic on August 15th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    WRONG!

  12. Tree on August 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Uhm.
    What the shit? O_o

  13. Aaron on August 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    400 BABIES … that run faster than KENYANS!

    • Jessica on August 19th, 2008 at 11:25 am

      Mother nature will be like “sloooooooooooooow doooooooooowwwwwn!”

  14. Walking With Scissors on August 15th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Sick!! That can’t be real. It has to be photoshopped. Some sicko just thought it would be funny to photoshop that text in, right? Right? Please tell me I’m right…

  15. L on August 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Ew!

    • Pixel on August 15th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

      Agreed!

  16. anonymooseamber on August 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    O.K.I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  17. Nick on August 15th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    God, who wrote this? Freud?

  18. Hiro on August 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Aw, what the hell, man. That’s fucked up.

  19. alejo699 on August 15th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Is that the beginning or the end of the story? I need to know….

  20. captainlaurie on August 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    This is horrifying.

  21. Jen on August 15th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Maybe it meant that they married guys just like their daddies…
    Hopefully.

  22. Mary on August 15th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    WTF?????

  23. Drew on August 15th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Seems to me that the writing style suggests that the book itself was written by a young child, whose current understanding of the world is “When little girls grow up, they turn into mommies who are married to daddies” or whatever.

    That is the only way that I can make sense of this tragedy.

    • Vickie on August 16th, 2008 at 2:06 am

      I thought a young child wrote that, too. But according to the other comments, this is a real published book written for children?!

  24. M on August 15th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Forget the English fail!
    The book fails!
    Especially if it’s a book for children.

    I would rather have the entire page covered with incorrect spelling/grammar than have it be an incestuous bedtime story. Poor Ellen…

    • anonymooseamber on August 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

      Especially if it’s a book for children?Like if it’s a book for adults it would be O.K?

      Lol….I’m just giving you a bad time:)

      This book is still giving me the heebie jeebies tho…NOTlol.

  25. Scooby Don't on August 15th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    *shakes head*

  26. boll on August 16th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    freudian fail

  27. GeneralFranco on August 16th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    That deserves a strong, hearty, “What the FUCK?”

  28. Opeius Rex on August 16th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    This is even more messed up than “The End”

  29. john on August 17th, 2008 at 4:47 am

    This is no *english* fail. Post it a failblog, not englishfailblog!

  30. V on August 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    It is an English fail. They spell daddies and “daddys”. The fact that it is in a disturbing sentence has no change on its grammatical errors.

  31. john on August 17th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    the *english* fail there is just not funny.

    • Tien on August 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

      *English* fails are IMO not funny, unless they give totally new meaning to the including text.

  32. Someone important on August 18th, 2008 at 8:17 am

    *facepalm*

  33. Val on August 18th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    maybe this book is used to teach kids about childhood psychology and this is the elektra complex page?

    • Maughta on August 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

      That was my thought. Although thinking that the one page is out of context doesn’t make it any less “ewwww”.

  34. metalnoir on August 19th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    At first, I was shocked at the idea of this being in a children’s book; then I realized that this is probably from a work of confrontational art. This would not seem out-of-place in an art gallery; and as art which addresses gender-roles, this is brilliant. I believe more research into the source of this image is needed as I think it has been taken out of context.

  35. L on August 21st, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Does anyone know where this is from? Is it some twisted 1950s storybook, or is it somebody’s more recent idea of “art”?

  36. ламинат on August 24th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    8qI’ll thingk about it.8b I compleatly disagree with last post . wkt
    паркетная доска 1w

  37. Anonymous on September 10th, 2008 at 12:48 am

    How is babby formed?
    How girl get pragnent?

  38. minimimitchi on February 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    anon,you should get the sex talk.

  39. minimimitchi on February 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    and this is a total WTFAIL!disgusting.i wonder what the rest of the book is about.

  40. sasderwn on April 1st, 2009 at 2:14 am

    Hello World

  41. Lolgyt on October 28th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    SUCK MY DICK

  42. charchar on November 6th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    wats the name of the book??

  43. Turk on November 7th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    And then she woke up and told her psychotherapist, who proceeded to explain to her that she had an Electra Complex.

  44. Anonymous on November 9th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    What the fuck….

  45. Lozzi-Amy on November 10th, 2009 at 2:26 am

    I can’t believe I’m more shocked at the abysmal spelling of “daddies” than I am about the whole incest thing…

  46. i on November 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    …wow… * face palms*

  47. Valerie on November 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    @Aaron
    They’ll run faster than KENYANS! People will think that they’re KENYANS! And they’ll be deported back to KENNNNNYAAAAAA.

  48. DLC on November 12th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    that’s pretty hilarious ..disgusting, but hilarious

    and a lot of the comments r just as funny :)

  49. N on November 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    What children’s book is this from?

    careeepyyy!

  50. Caitlin Adams on November 17th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Epic fail i would say titanic monstrous gigantic fail omg cant believe that so sad

  51. Jrook on November 21st, 2009 at 2:26 am

    Nick :
    God, who wrote this? Freud?

    Oh my fucking goddd I Laughed a fucking lung up to this comment

  52. Ian Mac. on December 7th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    No telephone number or contact email ?

    Bugger, those people should learn to advertise….

  53. L-W on December 24th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    theres a new booklet from the german government that has been approved by the EU saying that fathers should masterbate their daughters because it helps with their sex ed… SICK!!!

  54. L-W on December 24th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Its a book fritzel wrote for his grandchildren!!! :O

  55. Josefa on September 15th, 2011 at 8:08 am

    Heya. your web-blog is interesting!! Im pretty sure I will come back to read blogposts…

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