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  1. August 15th, 2008 at 04:29 | #1

    I saw that elsewhere, and I’ll quote what someone had commented:

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

    I agree.

  2. Sarah
    August 15th, 2008 at 05:19 | #2

    …say what now?

  3. August 15th, 2008 at 06:24 | #3

    I’ll be her daddy. Wait. What?

  4. Snowtiger
    August 15th, 2008 at 07:37 | #4

    Epic Squick!

  5. Snowtiger
    August 15th, 2008 at 07:50 | #5

    The rest of the book is that creepy.

  6. Heffalump
    August 15th, 2008 at 08:39 | #6

    …and then her babies grew up and had even more little babies with her daddy too. They all lived happily together, until the fascist government arrested daddy and put all the little babies in foster homes. The End.

  7. Vavava
    August 15th, 2008 at 09:09 | #7

    Because it’s this blog, I noticed that “Daddies” was spelled wrong before I noticed that the book was promoting creepy father/daughter incest.

  8. bobb
    August 15th, 2008 at 09:11 | #8

    Is this for real? Or is this some sicko’s photoshop project?

  9. Adhara
    August 15th, 2008 at 10:28 | #9

    I’m actually kind of surprised they didn’t misspell “babies”, too.

    But yeah, WTF kind of book did this come from!? I’m not usually a proponent of censorship, but I don’t think anyone should buy or read this if it’s a real book!

  10. Matt
    August 15th, 2008 at 10:32 | #10

    Oh noes! Babies having babies! With their daddyes!

  11. Starlogic
    August 15th, 2008 at 11:28 | #11

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    WRONG!

  12. Tree
    August 15th, 2008 at 11:40 | #12

    Uhm.
    What the shit? O_o

  13. Aaron
    August 15th, 2008 at 12:23 | #13

    400 BABIES … that run faster than KENYANS!

  14. August 15th, 2008 at 12:24 | #14

    Sick!! That can’t be real. It has to be photoshopped. Some sicko just thought it would be funny to photoshop that text in, right? Right? Please tell me I’m right…

  15. L
    August 15th, 2008 at 13:05 | #15

    Ew!

  16. anonymooseamber
    August 15th, 2008 at 13:16 | #16

    O.K.I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  17. Nick
    August 15th, 2008 at 13:57 | #17

    God, who wrote this? Freud?

  18. Hiro
    August 15th, 2008 at 14:18 | #18

    Aw, what the hell, man. That’s fucked up.

  19. alejo699
    August 15th, 2008 at 14:42 | #19

    Is that the beginning or the end of the story? I need to know….

  20. captainlaurie
    August 15th, 2008 at 15:03 | #20

    This is horrifying.

  21. Jen
    August 15th, 2008 at 16:10 | #21

    Maybe it meant that they married guys just like their daddies…
    Hopefully.

  22. Mary
    August 15th, 2008 at 17:31 | #22

    WTF?????

  23. August 15th, 2008 at 18:02 | #23

    Seems to me that the writing style suggests that the book itself was written by a young child, whose current understanding of the world is “When little girls grow up, they turn into mommies who are married to daddies” or whatever.

    That is the only way that I can make sense of this tragedy.

  24. M
    August 15th, 2008 at 21:02 | #24

    Forget the English fail!
    The book fails!
    Especially if it’s a book for children.

    I would rather have the entire page covered with incorrect spelling/grammar than have it be an incestuous bedtime story. Poor Ellen…

  25. Scooby Don’t
    August 15th, 2008 at 21:43 | #25

    *shakes head*

  26. anonymooseamber
    August 15th, 2008 at 23:13 | #26

    Especially if it’s a book for children?Like if it’s a book for adults it would be O.K?

    Lol….I’m just giving you a bad time:)

    This book is still giving me the heebie jeebies tho…NOTlol.

  27. Pixel
    August 15th, 2008 at 23:20 | #27

    Agreed!

  28. August 16th, 2008 at 01:09 | #28

    You’ve seen the rest of it!? o.O
    What’s its title!? Is it serious!?

  29. August 16th, 2008 at 02:06 | #29

    I thought a young child wrote that, too. But according to the other comments, this is a real published book written for children?!

  30. boll
    August 16th, 2008 at 12:09 | #30

    freudian fail

  31. GeneralFranco
    August 16th, 2008 at 14:02 | #31

    That deserves a strong, hearty, “What the FUCK?”

  32. Opeius Rex
    August 16th, 2008 at 15:21 | #32

    This is even more messed up than “The End”

  33. August 16th, 2008 at 16:33 | #33

    Is this how they are teaching sex-ed in schools now?

    Hall Monitor
    http://detentionslip.org

  34. john
    August 17th, 2008 at 04:47 | #34

    This is no *english* fail. Post it a failblog, not englishfailblog!

  35. V
    August 17th, 2008 at 11:14 | #35

    It is an English fail. They spell daddies and “daddys”. The fact that it is in a disturbing sentence has no change on its grammatical errors.

  36. john
    August 17th, 2008 at 13:54 | #36

    the *english* fail there is just not funny.

  37. Tien
    August 17th, 2008 at 16:52 | #37

    *English* fails are IMO not funny, unless they give totally new meaning to the including text.

  38. Someone important
    August 18th, 2008 at 08:17 | #38

    *facepalm*

  39. Val
    August 18th, 2008 at 15:49 | #39

    maybe this book is used to teach kids about childhood psychology and this is the elektra complex page?

  40. Maughta
    August 18th, 2008 at 16:02 | #40

    That was my thought. Although thinking that the one page is out of context doesn’t make it any less “ewwww”.

  41. metalnoir
    August 19th, 2008 at 06:53 | #41

    At first, I was shocked at the idea of this being in a children’s book; then I realized that this is probably from a work of confrontational art. This would not seem out-of-place in an art gallery; and as art which addresses gender-roles, this is brilliant. I believe more research into the source of this image is needed as I think it has been taken out of context.

  42. August 19th, 2008 at 11:25 | #42

    Mother nature will be like “sloooooooooooooow doooooooooowwwwwn!”

  43. L
    August 21st, 2008 at 22:53 | #43

    Does anyone know where this is from? Is it some twisted 1950s storybook, or is it somebody’s more recent idea of “art”?

  44. August 24th, 2008 at 19:57 | #44

    8qI’ll thingk about it.8b I compleatly disagree with last post . wkt
    паркетная доска 1w

  45. Anonymous
    September 10th, 2008 at 00:48 | #45

    How is babby formed?
    How girl get pragnent?

  46. minimimitchi
    February 6th, 2009 at 16:26 | #46

    anon,you should get the sex talk.

  47. minimimitchi
    February 6th, 2009 at 16:26 | #47

    and this is a total WTFAIL!disgusting.i wonder what the rest of the book is about.

  48. sasderwn
    April 1st, 2009 at 02:14 | #48

    Hello World

  49. Lolgyt
    October 28th, 2009 at 07:28 | #49

    SUCK MY DICK

  50. charchar
    November 6th, 2009 at 19:43 | #50

    wats the name of the book??

  51. November 7th, 2009 at 22:38 | #51

    And then she woke up and told her psychotherapist, who proceeded to explain to her that she had an Electra Complex.

  52. Anonymous
    November 9th, 2009 at 18:22 | #52

    What the fuck….

  53. Lozzi-Amy
    November 10th, 2009 at 02:26 | #53

    I can’t believe I’m more shocked at the abysmal spelling of “daddies” than I am about the whole incest thing…

  54. i
    November 11th, 2009 at 21:00 | #54

    …wow… * face palms*

  55. Valerie
    November 11th, 2009 at 23:00 | #55

    @Aaron
    They’ll run faster than KENYANS! People will think that they’re KENYANS! And they’ll be deported back to KENNNNNYAAAAAA.

  56. DLC
    November 12th, 2009 at 17:11 | #56

    that’s pretty hilarious ..disgusting, but hilarious

    and a lot of the comments r just as funny :)

  57. N
    November 16th, 2009 at 12:48 | #57

    What children’s book is this from?

    careeepyyy!

  58. November 17th, 2009 at 22:19 | #58

    Epic fail i would say titanic monstrous gigantic fail omg cant believe that so sad

  59. Jrook
    November 21st, 2009 at 02:26 | #59

    Nick :
    God, who wrote this? Freud?

    Oh my fucking goddd I Laughed a fucking lung up to this comment

  60. Ian Mac.
    December 7th, 2009 at 09:41 | #60

    No telephone number or contact email ?

    Bugger, those people should learn to advertise….

  61. L-W
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:57 | #61

    theres a new booklet from the german government that has been approved by the EU saying that fathers should masterbate their daughters because it helps with their sex ed… SICK!!!

  62. L-W
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:59 | #62

    Its a book fritzel wrote for his grandchildren!!! :O

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