No Golfing Allowed

26 Responses to No Golfing Allowed

1. ralph wiggum on September 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 am

   WOW….no GOLFING?? noooo!!!….wow…this HAS to be…City FAIL….

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2. Conrad Kuiper on September 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 am

   Who are they quoting when they say “No golfing allowed”? Or is it a nudge, nudge, wink, wink kind of deal?

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   • Larka. on September 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am

     bahaha. that’s great.

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3. Hiro on September 3rd, 2008 at 6:22 am

   Not really a fail. They don’t want divots in their grass. It’s a tightass thing to do and pretty stupid, but not unbelievable or necessarily wrong.

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4. Doh. on September 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 am

   It’s about the quotes. They’re not necessary.

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5. pannonica on September 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am

   And they misspelled “aloud” in the dogs sign! The puppies are okay if they stay quiet.

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   • cacovsky on September 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am

     Fail.

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   • heh man on September 12th, 2008 at 12:32 am

     And Blazing Star said

     You fail it!

     Your skill is not enough!

     See you next time!

     Bye bye!

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6. Andrew on September 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 am

   pannonica get a “”"”"dictionary”"”

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   • pannonica on September 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 am

     Andrew:
     Just trying to make the boring comments more interesting. Sorry you couldn’t detect the tongue pushing against my cheek.

     Same goes for you, cacovsky

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     • Anonymous on September 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm

       Well, I thought it was funny…

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7. katielopezzz! on September 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am

   [Looking at clothes in the background]
   Is streaking allowed?

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   • Pixel on September 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 am

     Bahahahaa, great observation! I’m wondering the same thing.

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8. Wes on September 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm

   The quotation marks are not necessary, but that’s not necessarily a fail.

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9. L on September 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm

   “No golfing allowed,” said the man in charge of parks.

   If that’s the case, though, he probably also said, “No dogs allowed.” So there really should be quotes on both. Or neither. Not just on one.

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10. Andrew on September 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Oh, my mistake.

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11. a on September 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Maybe it’s by a dam and they don’t want animals or items going through the dam and damaging the thingies… Gah having memory loss on what they’re called. But anyway, the dangerous spinning things…

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    • Larka. on September 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm

      Whirlpools?
      o_O
      I don’t know…
      xD

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      • a on September 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 pm

        Haha I know! I’ve been thinking about it all night and can’t remember for the life of me what they’re called…

        TURBINES!!! WOW that hit me like a frisbee.

        Cuz I kept thinking “torpedo… no… whirlpool… no…” But alas, it hit me.

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12. SayItRightOrSTFU on September 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    I think the biggest fail about it is that the sign is facing the inside of the fence, so it looks like they’re saying ‘no dogs on the street’.

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    • Megan on September 3rd, 2008 at 8:24 pm

      Oh, I was under the impression that our point of view was from the outside of the fence.

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13. Larka. on September 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    “What’s wrong?”

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    • pannonica on September 4th, 2008 at 9:09 am

      I have a toothache.

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14. Fail blog fails on September 7th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Using the word “golf” as a verb.

    Epic lowbrow fail.

    How did you all miss that? Are you all from the midwest or something?

    lol

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15. Anonymous on September 15th, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Hey, that’s my town! I’ve been seeing this sign since I was a child. We stole it roughly every week in High Schhol. Brilliant!

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16. Torgo on December 29th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Noooooo dogs alloooooowed!

    Seriously, it took me a minute to see the problems. I’m getting tired, i think.

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