A Failed Fortune

18 Responses to A Failed Fortune

1. Venn on September 6th, 2008 at 6:44 am

   …why you in hall not class?

   Pass know.

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2. Yeah on September 6th, 2008 at 7:04 am

   Pass say no refund. But it get me on bus.

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3. Deadclown on September 6th, 2008 at 7:27 am

   FIRST!!!!!!!

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   • Andrew on September 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am

     actually you were third, but still an idiot

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   • Metalnoir on September 8th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

     I used to know a dead clown.

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4. Metalnoir on September 6th, 2008 at 8:43 am

   I have rarely seen a fortune cookie fortune without FAIL.

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5. Scooby Don't on September 6th, 2008 at 10:40 am

   Ms. Swan says: “You know, I tell you erryting. He looka like a man!”

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6. pannonica on September 6th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

   Pass/Fail

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7. jordanwb on September 6th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

   I gotten the “You will receive good news by mail” cookie >3 times, I never got any good news. I never got any mail period.

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   • Vickie on September 7th, 2008 at 1:00 am

     Not even good news: enlargement (e)mails?

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     • jordanwb on September 7th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

       Plenty of emails, but Gmail puts them in the spam folder and *Delete*

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8. L on September 6th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   My bus pass never provided that kind of information.

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9. Andrew on September 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am

   It should say ‘Look in your ASS for answers’.

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   • jordanwb on September 7th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

     Lol!

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10. brianna on September 8th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I don’t have a pass to look into, therefore I have no answers to all things.

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11. enobnala90 on September 17th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    oh, don’t you love engrish

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12. niknak on October 21st, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    I can has cause now?
    My fiance read “look into your puss for answer.” That puts a whole new spin on it

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13. Mark on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Again, non-native speakers are expected to make mistakes in English. Therefore if anything this belongs on Engrish.com and NOT here.

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