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What Is With Fox News Lately?

September 13th, 2008 – 1:52 pm -
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Comment by moose
 
Comment by Larka.

lawlawlawl. this is why i love fox.

 
Comment by sfs

Technically, that’s correct usage for quoting; “certain death” is from the source, and the rest is a summary. However, using proper quotations is rare in broadcasting lower thirds. Perhaps their graphics tech is fresh out of college or recently left a printed news source?

Comment by L

Read it more carefully. You missed the fail.

 
Comment by anonymooseamber
 
 
Comment by alejo699

Isn’t “ceratin death” caused by Retsyn(TM)?

 
Comment by L

I thought ceratin death was caused by eating toenail clippings, not by hurricanes. Oh, wait. That’s keratin. My bad.

 
Comment by feitclub

It’s OK, it’s “within the margin of error” for misspelled words.

 
Comment by Ulrike

Why all the hatin’? Maybe the memo Fox News received was misspelled, and they quoted it exactly.

Comment by Bill

Ah, so simply regurgitating what’s fed them without review or thought is OK. Got it.

 
 
Comment by Fail Funnies
Comment by Aaron T.

Not NEWS, NWS: National Weather Service.

 
 
Comment by Yeah

It’s quite possible the fail here was on the National Weather Service’s part. After all, “ceratin” is within quotes.

 
Comment by Hiro

I’d like take this opportunity to say Fox News sucks at everything, including spelling.

Comment by bil

right hiro. re. spelling. i before e,and e instead of i in hero.

Comment by Marrock

Not if it’s a japanese name.

Leave the sarcasm to the professionals before you hurt yourself.

 
Comment by Larka.
 
Comment by HAHAHA bil
Comment by Joshua!

yeah and you spelled ‘bill’ wrong

 
 
 
 
Comment by brianna

At least it doesn’t say “cretin death”. That could have been worse.

 
Comment by Stephi

Total Fail!

I live right in the middle of Ike’s path, and I most certainly did not face “ceratin death,” “certain death,” or any kind of death for that matter. It just knocked down half of the trees on campus, and we lost power for a couple days. Going without electricity for 3 days has made me realize just how dependent on technology we as a society have become.

…and of course, how, with that technology, we STILL manage to misspell words such as certain.

 
Comment by Mike

Fox was absolutely brilliant here. This message wasn’t meant for us. It was meant for the dillweeds on Galveston Island that might try to ride out that hurricane. If they had put “certain death”, many of those intellectually-challenged people would still be there trying to figure out what that meant. By looking to the DIR (Dictionary for Ignorant Rednecks) they figured out the best way to get the message across was to warn them of “ceratin death.”

It worked; most left the island. Fox News 1, Hurricane Ike 0

 
Comment by HAHAHAHA Mike
 
Comment by Bill

“Cretin death” describes people going braindead by watching Fox News

 
Comment by Lindsay

We Fix
your News
the way we like it.

my b/f has a shirt that says that. in the Fox News colors. blue and red.

and don’t attack my “computer speak”. i’m just too lazy and sick right now to capitalize letters and spell things out completely.

 
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