Too Much Information

September 18th, 2008

Thanks to Marc for:

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Crazy Shrimp
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Fail Poll
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There Goes The Tahoe
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Sign Fail

29 Responses to Too Much Information

  1. Andrew on September 18th, 2008 at 3:43 am

    Chaney’s dicks?

  2. Dick on September 18th, 2008 at 4:43 am

    That photo looks like it was taken at “Dick’s Last Resort” (a fun bar). So it looks more like a play on words, than a fail.

  3. Ryan on September 18th, 2008 at 6:44 am

    Argh! Another English Fail Blog fail! Dick’s Last Resort makes you this funny hat for your birthday. It’s a play on words, with a correctly placed apostrophe and not a fail. I’m thinking of starting an English Fail Blog Fail Blog.

  4. Metalnoir on September 18th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    I hate to say it, but to those of us who don’t frequent such…er…exclusive establishments, this comes off as quite a genuine fail. It’s the same kind of fail shown in the T-Shirt FAIL of a little while back: language failures aside, if you wear something like this hat or that T-shirt, you FAIL life.

  5. Deni on September 18th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    So… they’re saying that this person put several taverns in her mouth? If it’s even one, that’s one bi-i-i-i-ig mouth!

  6. Freddie on September 18th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    She’s right. I’m her dad and I AM pissed!

  7. jen on September 18th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    I wonder if she got the tasty coockies?

    • anonymooseamber on September 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am

      LOL!!!That’s what I was thinking;)

  8. rrr on September 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    I’m her dad and I’m pretty pissed that she had other dicks than my own in her mouth.

  9. alejo699 on September 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Argh! Even if this is a play on words because she’s at Dick’s it’s a TERRIBLE play on words and is thus a FAIL.

    • Laura on September 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

      Agreed – I don’t think terrible puns (especially ones as ridiculous as this) get a pass because they are supposed to be funny to someone somewhere :-)

      • Megan on September 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

        And poor attempts at rhyming, such as “Plear keep this walkway clear”

  10. JessK on September 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Regardless of apostrophe placement Dick’s Last Resort is lame.

    Restaurant choice fail.

  11. Becci on September 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Claaaaaaaaaaaaassy.

  12. Jon on September 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Upper and lower case fail

  13. Gary on September 18th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    I wish I had jessie’s girl

  14. Brandon on September 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    If it was supposed to be a play on words, shouldn’t it be “how much Dick’s ive put in my mouth”?

  15. Tgeigs on September 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    If it was supposed to be a play on words, shouldn’t it be “how much Dick’s ive put in my mouth”?

    -Commenting on others lack of grammar while making sure my own is accurate FAIL

  16. angellite90 on December 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    I’m pretty sure this is taken at a restaurant called “dick’s” on the river walk in san antonio, texas, i used to live there and went to Dick’s all the time, they always made you hats like this…..

  17. FailBloke on January 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    More like, “Her dad would be angry if he knew how many words he wrote on the bag”.

  18. Udoli on February 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I part your bacon!

  19. Bob on May 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    More like ‘My Dad would be so pissed if he knew I’d stolen his hat.’.

  20. Losers on November 2nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Seriously people that look at a funny photo of a clearly drunk chick with a bag on her head proclaiming how much oral sex shes gives and their first thought is: ‘Bawhahaha, she put the apostrophe in the wrong place, bahahw, she must be thinking of Dick Chainey or something bawhaha’ seriously need help.

  21. bohs on November 7th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    HAD TO BE AT DICKS LAST RESORT!!!! BEST PLACE FOR A PARTY, or a $5 lobster. haha@Dick

  22. Leonard on November 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    It’s actually supposed to be “Dicks”, not “Dick’s”. Eliminate that apostrophe!

  23. Leonard on November 20th, 2009 at 2:57 am

    Leonard :
    It’s actually supposed to be “Dicks”, not “Dick’s”. Eliminate that apostrophe!

    Oh, I’m so silly. I just realized it’s a play on words. Fail.

  24. ruffian on April 27th, 2010 at 7:17 am

    Leonard im going to kick you in the “Dick” if you dont shut the fuck up….lol
    By the way where dose she live?…..lol jk

  25. kram on April 30th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    i bet the guys she did that 2 peed and it burned then they said “that bitch gave me and std”!

  26. ruffian on May 18th, 2010 at 7:08 am

    @kram
    Hmm…….Seems like kram is a little upset that she isnt getting any! lol

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