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that’s just sad.
I stopped reading after the hard/sore part.
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It’s hard to SOAR with eagles when you spell like a jackass.
… whut.
It makes sense if you assume a few words.
It’s hard to [be] sore like an eagle when your flying [is] with Terky’s [flying].
Or in other words, you need to get a pretty good work-out to fly in such a manner so as to be as sore as an eagle is, and Terky’s wimpy manner of flying just doesn’t cut it. Sorry Terky.
More like…
“It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re flying with turkeys.”
Somewhat deep on a philosophical level if you can figure out the spelling.
I’ve heard a similar expression before but the mistakes just made it laughable!
Someone doesn’t understand sarcasm!
But turkeys can’t fly…….
Maybe that’s supposed to be irony? Who knows.
Wild turkeys can definitely fly. They don’t fly high or for long distances, but they definitely fly.
thats why its hard to sore lolz
What’s really bad is they decided to fix the mis spelled Flying…forget the rest of the trainwreck.
On the plus side, they used the correct form of “it’s”. I’m impressed with that. I suppose it doesn’t take much to grammatically impress me these days.
I was somewhat impressed with the correct apostrophe use, too… until I read “Terky’s”.
Aw. And it’s hard to make a successful witticism when your spelling makes people want to kill themselves. With terky’s.
Oh, that’s weird. It saves the last poster’s name in the Name field? What kind of terky’s invented this blog anyway?
wen will they evr lurn?
hoo noze. lol
At least that is proper usage of “It’s.” There’s usually always a fail when it comes to that.
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Is that bucket full of concrete? I bet that makes it harder to soar like an eagle, too.
Let’s not forget that this appears on a 5 gallon bucket. I am not sure how high our expectations should be of people who write “poetry” on a bucket.
thanks for the giggle. = )
It’s definitely hard to soar like an eagle when you’re brain damaged.
You win.
Writing on bukkit: Epic fail.
Reminding me of Les Nessman: WIN.
More like tired t-shirt cliche fail.
It’s supposed to be “It’s hard to fly like an eagle when you work with turkeys”.
And I’m embarrassed to admit I know that…
I made a Turkey sore once,then the farmer called the Police and i was done for Bestiality.
Its difficult to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
It’s not often you get 5 fails in one post — not counting random capitalization.
sore
wen
your
terky’s counts for 2
I think it should be recaptioned from WTFAIL?! to FAIL PAIL
This kind of English fail is the saddest kind; a lot of what turns up on this site is just “engrish;” this person was using his/her first (and undoubtedly only) language.
I don’t think they’ll be soaring anytime soon. At least not until they can spell on a second grade level.
Itz harrd 2 spel wen ur inbred.
@Aeterna
Your translation is so very wrong
It’s hard to soar like an eagle
When you’re flying with turkeys
@Aeterna
No no dude I don’t think it needs any assumption of words, its just they’re all incorrectly spelt: It’s hard to sore like an eagle when you’re flying with turkeys. Meaning its hard to aspire to be anything good in life when all the people around you are idiots.
SORRY SORRY *Soar… It’s been a long day.
@Aeterna
uh, obviously it means “its hard to soar like an eagle when you’re flying with turkeys”.
or were you joking?
@Aeterna
what the fuck are you on about
yes they can
SO PATHETIC!!!
So… I’m the only one who was instantly reminded of the Steve Miller Band’s “Fly Like and Eagle”, then?
Perfect irony.
It’s almost Art….
@Aeterna
Turkeys can fly lol……
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re flying with turkeys.
Groan
stooped stuff it sucks
this is either poetry or idiocy.