Facebook Fail

September 29th, 2008

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23 Responses to Facebook Fail

  1. Me on September 29th, 2008 at 6:20 am

    How is this fail? “Inform our products” is a pretty widely used phrase in marketing/research and development.

  2. Deni on September 29th, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Yep. It’s a completely acceptable use of the word. From Mirriam-Webster online:

    inform:
    2 a: to give character or essence to b: to be the characteristic quality of : animate

    • Someone on November 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

      Merriam-Webster, you mean.

      • Anonymous on December 21st, 2008 at 3:49 am

        Fail

  3. Metalnoir on September 29th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I don’t see a fail here, but it is Monday morning. If it’s the use of the word “inform”, I use it in that context all of the time.

  4. M on September 29th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    How is this NOT a fail? They should have said improve, not inform. Inform our future product makes no sense unless there product has intelligence and can understand them.

    • Ryan on September 29th, 2008 at 9:52 am

      Actually, the word “inform” is used this way in many academic and technical contexts.

      inform future practices
      inform future policy
      inform future technology
      inform future efforts

      I guess the “fail” is facebook not watering down the technical language? Btw, I wonder if anyone is keeping track of the English Fail Blog failure rate?

    • Loser on September 29th, 2008 at 10:02 am

      No, sorry. The fail here is with the idiots who don’t understand that “inform our products” is a perfectly legitimate phrase that is widely used in the business world, not with Facebook.

  5. M on September 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Oops. I hate it when I use the wrong ‘there’. I meant their product, not there product. Sorry.

  6. alex on September 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Is that Warren from CSI? Looks like him………

    • Stephanie on September 29th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

      You mean Warrick Brown? His name isn’t Warren… And I doubt Gary Dourdan has a facebook.

      • megs on September 29th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

        ohhhh snap….is this a CSI character recognition fail??

  7. rk on September 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Another English Fail Blog fail. Let this inform future literary critics to check the Dictionary before posting comment.

    • megs on September 29th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

      nicely done!

  8. megs on September 29th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    It makes sense. Sorry Emily: “Your” a dumbass.

  9. Ryan on September 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    I’m thinking submissions should be moderated somehow. It seems only the most blatant “fails” are in fact fails. I haven’t done the math, but I’d guess 20% of these posts are actually correct. They are misunderstood by submitters and the blog’s author.

  10. Beef on September 30th, 2008 at 1:34 am

    “This isn’t a fail because business uses these terms.”

    Well, business can never be wrong, can it? Business never makes up stupid buzzwords that everybody laughs at, does it? “[I]nform our future products” doesn’t sound like you’re talking to a chair does it?

    Let’s be synergistic about this and really push the envelope of linguistic error for the next office-based grammar misfunction.

    • Aaron T. on September 30th, 2008 at 5:48 am

      This isn’t a fail because English uses this term. Check Merriam-Webster’s definition for inform, which includes “to give character or essence to”, with the example usage “the principles which inform modern teaching”. This is separate from the meaning “to communicate knowledge to”, which is also listed.

    • Yep, you're an idiot on September 30th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

      LOL. Can you see your colon? Your head’s far enough up your butt that it should be easy.

    • meh. on September 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

      Synergistic THIS! *Grabs Crotch*

  11. Barry Beans on September 30th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Wow, it must be really embarrassing for all the self-righteous idiots who storm in here and say “Well actually this really is a fail, lol, you fail too” when they find out that APPROXIMATELY 2 SECONDS OF GOOGLING/READING A DICTIONARY WOULD MAKE THEM STFU

  12. Adrian on October 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    “Hey, future product! I wanted to let you know what’s going on.”

    Yes, it’s a fail. Dictionaries (and especially Webster’s) tend to endorse the worst, most trendy usages … I wouldn’t use them as a gauge for what’s good English.

  13. meh. on September 1st, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Ahah, the poster got owned by people with market research knowledge

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