Bar Sign Fail
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- A genuine inconvenience this sign is…
(4.93 out of 5) - Perhaps the person who wrote this was under the influence of a “relevant thing”
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(4.82 out of 5) - Roadwork Fail
(4.81 out of 5) - Dear our guests, we appreciate all your pleasure…
(4.8 out of 5) - Hotel Fail
(4.8 out of 5) - This gives me a lot of faith in their abilities… Writing Center FAIL
(4.8 out of 5) - Soda Fail
(4.76 out of 5) - Fail For Sale
(4.76 out of 5)
I can see how it would’ve worked in this way: “Employees are no longer allowed to sit, or run tabs, with bartenders.”
I wonder how many people are lining up for the position of “bratender.”
I wonder what exactly is encompassed in the duties of a “bratender”. Would one follow you around and make sure your straps stay on your shoulders and remain untwisted? Would one launder your bras for you? I may want to look into hiring a “bratender” for myself.
Also, notice that bartenders is inexplicably capitalized.
The “Fail” is getting fancier
It almost looks as if someone tried getting rid of the first “y,” and that someone tried correcting the second, unnecessary “y” by saying that the letter “e” should be there.
Apparently two individuals think that “emploeees” is the right way to correct the mistake. *sighs* Correction fail. ):
Sidenote:
Yes, I am aware that it is a spill/stain covering the first “y,” but the way in which it’s covering the letter looks very similar to the way in which they crossed out the second “y,” and therefore resembles a scribble-out.
I CORRECTED THIS!!! That scribbly above the “e” is actually a grammatical symbol meaning “remove” … I remember when one of our managers MADE this rule, walked downstairs and printed this up. Oh man, it cracked me up. Being a “bratender” just makes me feel a little more special inside … thanks Liz.
HAHAHA!!!!! John sucks at words.
lolol. I want to be a bratender one day.
Technically, it’s a copyediting symbol, but point taken.
Are they still allowed to drop tabs with the0 “Bratenders,” because it sure seems somebody was on something when generating this masterpiece.
Ya, I know “0 Fail” grrr.
hahaha becky told me about this this morning.
we were trying to figure out which manager typed it. this is amazing.
Clearly this is the work of an employee who has been running at tab at the bar. Maybe next time just don’t be so literal with the translation.
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Wow. Definitely going to have to show this one to John, haha!
In my defense, I dont beleive in math so i cant spell good…..8^)
Fantastic!
Poor trees. It’s sad we live in a world where they’re sacrificed so retards can make absurd signs.