Bar Sign Fail

19 Responses to Bar Sign Fail

1. steelopus on October 5th, 2008 at 9:10 am

   I can see how it would’ve worked in this way: “Employees are no longer allowed to sit, or run tabs, with bartenders.”

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   • hall monitor on October 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

     Clearly this is the work of an employee who has been running at tab at the bar. Maybe next time just don’t be so literal with the translation.

     Hall Monitor
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2. megskathy on October 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am

   I wonder how many people are lining up for the position of “bratender.”

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3. Hollstroh on October 5th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

   I wonder what exactly is encompassed in the duties of a “bratender”. Would one follow you around and make sure your straps stay on your shoulders and remain untwisted? Would one launder your bras for you? I may want to look into hiring a “bratender” for myself.

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4. Steven on October 5th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

   Also, notice that bartenders is inexplicably capitalized.

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5. Lux on October 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

   The “Fail” is getting fancier

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6. M on October 5th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

   It almost looks as if someone tried getting rid of the first “y,” and that someone tried correcting the second, unnecessary “y” by saying that the letter “e” should be there.

   Apparently two individuals think that “emploeees” is the right way to correct the mistake. *sighs* Correction fail. ):

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   • M on October 5th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

     Sidenote:

     Yes, I am aware that it is a spill/stain covering the first “y,” but the way in which it’s covering the letter looks very similar to the way in which they crossed out the second “y,” and therefore resembles a scribble-out.

     

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7. Paul The Bratender on October 5th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

   I CORRECTED THIS!!! That scribbly above the “e” is actually a grammatical symbol meaning “remove” … I remember when one of our managers MADE this rule, walked downstairs and printed this up. Oh man, it cracked me up. Being a “bratender” just makes me feel a little more special inside … thanks Liz.

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   • pannonica on October 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

     Technically, it’s a copyediting symbol, but point taken.

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8. Phillip on October 6th, 2008 at 9:41 am

   HAHAHA!!!!! John sucks at words.

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9. Liz on October 6th, 2008 at 11:27 am

   lolol. I want to be a bratender one day.

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10. pannonica on October 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Are they still allowed to drop tabs with the0 “Bratenders,” because it sure seems somebody was on something when generating this masterpiece.

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    • pannonica on October 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

      Ya, I know “0 Fail” grrr.

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11. Kelsey on October 6th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    hahaha becky told me about this this morning.
    we were trying to figure out which manager typed it. this is amazing.

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12. Steve on October 9th, 2008 at 12:38 am

    Wow. Definitely going to have to show this one to John, haha!

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13. john g on October 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    In my defense, I dont beleive in math so i cant spell good…..8^)

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14. Dirty J on October 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Fantastic!

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15. Tono on May 14th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Poor trees. It’s sad we live in a world where they’re sacrificed so retards can make absurd signs.

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