Bar Sign Fail

Written by admin on October 5th, 2008 – 6:00 am -

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Comment by steelopus

I can see how it would’ve worked in this way: “Employees are no longer allowed to sit, or run tabs, with bartenders.”

Comment by hall monitor

Clearly this is the work of an employee who has been running at tab at the bar. Maybe next time just don’t be so literal with the translation.

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Comment by megskathy

I wonder how many people are lining up for the position of “bratender.”

 
Comment by Hollstroh

I wonder what exactly is encompassed in the duties of a “bratender”. Would one follow you around and make sure your straps stay on your shoulders and remain untwisted? Would one launder your bras for you? I may want to look into hiring a “bratender” for myself.

 
Comment by Steven

Also, notice that bartenders is inexplicably capitalized.

 
Comment by Lux

The “Fail” is getting fancier :P

 
Comment by M

It almost looks as if someone tried getting rid of the first “y,” and that someone tried correcting the second, unnecessary “y” by saying that the letter “e” should be there.

Apparently two individuals think that “emploeees” is the right way to correct the mistake. *sighs* Correction fail. ):

Comment by M

Sidenote:

Yes, I am aware that it is a spill/stain covering the first “y,” but the way in which it’s covering the letter looks very similar to the way in which they crossed out the second “y,” and therefore resembles a scribble-out.

:P

 
 
Comment by Paul The Bratender

I CORRECTED THIS!!! That scribbly above the “e” is actually a grammatical symbol meaning “remove” … I remember when one of our managers MADE this rule, walked downstairs and printed this up. Oh man, it cracked me up. Being a “bratender” just makes me feel a little more special inside … thanks Liz.

Comment by pannonica

Technically, it’s a copyediting symbol, but point taken.

 
 
Comment by Phillip

HAHAHA!!!!! John sucks at words.

 
Comment by Liz

lolol. I want to be a bratender one day.

 
Comment by pannonica

Are they still allowed to drop tabs with the0 “Bratenders,” because it sure seems somebody was on something when generating this masterpiece.

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Comment by Kelsey

hahaha becky told me about this this morning.
we were trying to figure out which manager typed it. this is amazing.

 
Comment by Steve

Wow. Definitely going to have to show this one to John, haha!

 
Comment by john g

In my defense, I dont beleive in math so i cant spell good…..8^)

 
 
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