Ewww…

October 21st, 2008

Submitted by Justin

Dairy Queen FAIL
Transit Station Fail
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The Longest Wait EVER!
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A Teeny Tiny Fail
Smoking Fail
Knife Fail
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Available Fail
Store Hours Fail
I is a Microsoft Word FAIL
Weekly Starbucks Cup Fail #1

29 Responses to Ewww…

  1. hall monitor on October 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Since when did porn shops start serving ice cream?

    Hall Monitor
    http://detentionslip.org

  2. Kara on October 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am

    That sounds like something bullies do to you in grade school.

    • Raith on October 21st, 2008 at 6:14 pm

      Dear god man … Where did you go to School?!

    • HannaH on October 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 pm

      i hope you’re in therapy for what you’ve suffered!

  3. pannonica on October 21st, 2008 at 10:44 am

    er…

  4. L on October 21st, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    A “butt finger blast” sounds… painful.

  5. Stephi on October 21st, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Total flavor fail!

  6. Michael on October 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 am

    It’s the only flavor they serve in the supply closet.

  7. Katie on October 22nd, 2008 at 11:44 am

    I’m scared to know what color “butt finger blast” would be.

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  9. hollow/caustic on November 12th, 2008 at 1:51 am

    Someone’s been violating Willy Wonka’s “Chocolate Factory”.

    Coprophilia Win!

    • Brittany on July 16th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

      So that’s what the oompa loompas (sp?) do in their spare time

  10. wtf on November 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    epic fail

  11. David on December 6th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    I’ll stick with bubble gum, thank you.

  12. Anonymous on January 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    thats clearly a fake! duh!the person who ‘printed’ it would have seen what it said or someone would have told them about it…

  13. minimimitchi on February 7th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    this is the 3d time i’ve seen this and it’s still funny.

  14. minimimitchi on February 7th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    oi get yer finger out of my ass

  15. michelle on March 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    ICKY!!!!!
    i like it :D

  16. imfrosted on March 21st, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    I hope you get free hot fudge with that flavor.

    frostedcupcakes.wordpress.com

  17. Pinky on March 21st, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Thank god they have wash-n’-dry

  18. Nokore on July 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Made specifically for homosexual men, perhaps?

    • Eyrev on September 7th, 2009 at 1:09 am

      I resent your comment.

      Even though I am gay and have a major scat fetish.

      Eyrev
      eyrev.cbcr@gmail.com

  19. danny on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    I assume that was meant to be “Butterfinger Blast” and probably was a brownish colour…

  20. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:24 am

    @L

    XD ,INDEED.

  21. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:26 am

    “I resent your comment.

    Even though I am gay and have a major scat fetish.”

    WTFAIL

  22. Caitlin Adams on December 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    This really is hilarious – jesus what are they on acid or something

  23. Anonymous on December 25th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    PPFFFFFFFTTTTT……..Tht sounds like it wud hurt!!! OUCH!!!!!

  24. Anonymous on January 30th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    it used to be that you used to get pine mint or fresh car smell at the proctologists office, now you get butt-finger blast

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