Public What?

October 30th, 2008

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29 Responses to Public What?

  1. Art Brymer on October 30th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    That can’t be real.

    • John on October 30th, 2008 at 5:25 am

      i’m sure it’s not. the sign could be a photoshopped old-people-with-walkers sign, and the words probably said “old people xing” or some such.

      • Buster on October 30th, 2008 at 8:26 am

        Why the hell does everyone always jump to the photoshopped explanation? It is just a joke sign someone added.

      • megskathy on October 30th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

        that would rock if it really did say “old people xing”

  2. HyperionJRW on October 30th, 2008 at 5:40 am

    It’s a British road sign http://polandian.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/elderly-crossing.jpg (First find in Google images) and has likely suffered from the B3ta.com touch.

  3. TobySaxon on October 30th, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Of course it’s shopped. As well as it being blatant, it’s also the wrong font. The UK uses a bespoke font called Transport, and that’s not it.

  4. Katie on October 30th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Oh my. Well, at least the sign is warning people.

  5. L on October 30th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Don’t they have walkers in the UK? What’s with the chair?

    • Katie on October 31st, 2008 at 9:14 am

      Haha, I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out.

      • Anonymous on March 24th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

        Oh my gosh I didn’t even realize that and I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard

  6. lol on October 30th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    The chair is an altered walking stick.

  7. John on October 30th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    That is the fakest thing ever, and not the least bit funny. Why junk up this awesome site with phony, unfunny crap? There are plenty of legit fails are that hilarious. Stick to those please.

    • Rue on October 31st, 2008 at 7:28 am

      It’s not always easy to discern the fakes from the real ones. Plus, just because it’s fake doesn’t automatically mean it’s not funny. I LOLed at this one. Just because YOU think it’s not funny, doesn’t mean that everyone else thinks the same thing.

    • rrr on October 31st, 2008 at 4:09 pm

      What Rue said.

      This is much funnier than misplaced apostrophe or random typo.

  8. Art Brymer on October 31st, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Yeah, I have to agree about the apostrophes. What’s funny about this site IMO, though, is when reality is funny in itself. If someone’s Photoshopping an image, well, that’s what Worth 1000 is for, frankly.

    Again, just my opinion.

  9. Ryan on November 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Ok, but is this supposed to be a blog pointing out failures in grammar and English usage, or a low-brow “LOLZ” blog? I’m thinking more and more, it’s the latter.

    If you just want stupid, base, balneal humor, there’s Digg for you. I like the esoteric grammatical nitpicking. Does anyone else know of any site that is more focused on highlighting egregious misuses of English language? The potty jokes and photoshopping are fine for the kids; I want to learn and share a snobby laugh! I think it’s fun.

    (And yes, I will even enjoy people correcting the grammar in this comment!) :)

    • rrr on November 1st, 2008 at 4:53 pm

      If you really want EGREGIOUS, try engrishfunny.com. THAT one is pretty hilarious.

      Typos can also be funny, as I said many times, but they should be readily apparent and preferrable give a new meaning to the text. There were quite a few of them, I think there’s a lot more of them that were not submitted yet.

      Just some food for thoughts.

    • zippikat on November 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm

      i’ll bite, although it’s WC rather than grammar per se. although “balneal” is a word — who knew?! — was that word in the second graf not supposed to be “banal”? maybe??
      that said, i agree with the gist of the comment. :)

      • Ryan on November 1st, 2008 at 10:09 pm

        I meant what I typed; balneal. It means, of or related to the bathroom or bathing. In this case I meant to imply “poop jokes” which is what this blog seems to aspire to these days. Oh, and what does “WC” mean?

        • zippikat on November 6th, 2008 at 2:21 am

          cool. had a (good) feeling that it was indeed intentional, just wasn’t sure the meaning did stretch from bathing to the other bathroom activities (mediocre dictionary = mediocre definitions; my bad).
          regardless, even if it had been a typo, that’s not nearly as bad as my not realizing that “WC” — editor jargon for “word choice” — might be an unfortunate, well, word choice in a bathroom thread.

  10. Sarah on November 12th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    I have to say, as fake as it is, this is still pretty funny.

  11. Coleslaw on December 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahha

  12. Coleslaw on December 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    im speshul

  13. rachel on November 15th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    i believe this is more of a win, in my opinion.

  14. deathtripp on November 19th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    did anyone notice the chair?

  15. Josh on November 21st, 2009 at 5:41 am

    @deathtripp HA! yup.

    really the chair is the best part, its padded @.@ besides the hand going into that guys back vagina.

  16. Vesta on March 6th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Funny sign, but funnier is the train wreck created in the following Debbie-Downer comment regarding this very sign.

    “October 30th, 2008 at 23:31 | #10Reply | QuoteThat is the fakest thing ever, and not the least bit funny. Why junk up this awesome site with phony, unfunny crap? There are plenty of legit fails are that hilarious. Stick to those please.”

  17. Chris on May 2nd, 2010 at 3:26 am

    despite the ‘photo shopped’ sign underneath, maybe it is a fail as the old fart is using his walker backwards, looks more like a chair.

  18. Anonymous on October 18th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    ffake! just look at the ‘g’

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