English FAIL Blog

“bait of energy”? o.O

I had to see Holly’s post before I was able to spot it. Damn this auto-correcting human brain!

Energy Bait in jerky form. Sounds like a perfect compliment to a keg of POWERTHIRST!

The logo on the box actually says “bite of energy” - then the logo on the packages say “bait of energy.” WTF, lol.

I thought it was because of the “Indiana” on the front, although the “bait” thing is funnier.

Well, I suppose you do want your bait to have some energy… it wouldn’t be good bait otherwise, right?

I didn’t notice the “bait” until I read this. I was thinking more along the lines of the fact that pork isn’t technically meat, or that the one on the right kind of looks like it says “pope” instead of “pork” if you’re not face-to-face with the screen (due to the glare on the package).

But the “bite” vs “bait” fail makes more sense.

It really makes you stop and wonder where your food comes from. The brand of jerky I eat, for example, although it too has an Indian (read: native American) as an integral part of its package design, the fine print on the package shows the country of origin to be Bolivia. Luckily, they seem to have hired proofreaders for their packaging.

thatz hao LOLcats spel “bait”… didnt u no that?

Looks like somebody let their kitty do the typing.

Show dog handlers use “bait” in the form of a treat or squeaker to get the dog’s attention (verb “baiting the dog”). Other than that use, yeah, FAIL.

…the fact that pork isn’t technically meat

Pray tell, where did you get that notion?

maybe they use it for fish bait. Do they like pork?

Don’t know; I’ve always considered meat to be cows and the likes, and separated meat, pork, poultry, and fish into four separate categories.

I’m the only one who does this, then?

I used to think meat grew in fields like corn. Especially pork chops.

I was a strange child.

I say, if it’s an animal, it’s meat. There are different categories of meat (beef, pork, poultry, fish) but they’re all meat.

The things I wouldn’t consider to be meat are things like peanuts!

*giggles* I forgot beef was a word. Maybe that’s how I separate it then, when I remember that fact. Fail on my part.

I still stand by the idea that the glare makes the one package look like it says “pope” on first glance, though.

1gram!? bait?? fail

pork flavour…..? :S

ohhhhh is it coz its energy and ita from a pig… :/ the lazyest of all animals

jerky your dead meat?

that sounds sexual

Is it weird that, at fist sight, I thought this was a condom? :/

turk, ur weird.

@Turk
i think that’s pretty funny

great name: “that guy that’s on the other side of the road staring at you, and when a bus passes he’s suddenly gone” ..but you’re missing your apostrophes

lol I feel like a dork, I didn’t notice the bait thing. XD instead I thought the package on the right said “pope” instead of pork…LOL I STILL THINK IT DOES!!!!!!!!

LMFAO !

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