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Even better, in the About page there is an additional typo about the ‘hoards’ of worker trolls! http://www.spazzstick.com/about.htm
“Hordes” is spelled correctly!
Ignore that…I missed the part about the “About” page.
Perhaps they just wanted to emphasize “vast underground volcano lair.” Although, it has nothing to do with the product, so I don’t know why you would bother emphasizing it…
Maybe they’ve been eating their lip balm.
In spite of the fail, I think I want some of that. How often do you run across beauty products made by worker trolls, or any type of troll for that matter?
Is it just me or did the marketing department have a laugh when they called their product Spastic!?
They also have “FAQ’s”.
In case you didn’t know, it’s stands for:
“Frequently Asked Question’s”
Damn you Ronny. It’s “it”, not “it’s”.
FAIL!
Actually, that’s not really a fail. Sometimes, when acronyms are pluralized an apostrophe is put before the S.
Actually, it is a fail. There was no reason for it to be plural, therefore making it an error. Fail to both of you.
Acronyms are not SUPPOSED to have an apostrophe before the s, however. People just have a tendency to put them in where they don’t belong.
The fail failed by failing due to failure.
I think Spazzstick makes one repetitive. And awesome! Awesomely repetitive! I kind of really really want some of that.
I dunno. If I had a product made in an underground volcano lair I’d repeat the bit about my underground volcano lair as much as possible.
I don’t know how much of this is fail and how much is win. If I had a product made by trolls in an underground volcano lair, I’d emphasize that too.
That Alaskan police officer got his idea while working a double shift for the Department of Redundancy Department
Never mind the repetitive fail, what about the science fail? The Spazzstick company are expecting you to believe that caffeine and other things can be absorbed by the skin and tap into the brain. The skin is pretty impermeable, it is meant to be. If caffeine can be absorbed by the skin and can go straight to the brain, does that mean that when I have a baked bean bath for charity, will I get fat and start farting?
When/where does this bean bath you speak of take place?
A friend of mine (“X”) claimed that he could sober up by taking a shower because the water would help dilute the alcohol. This has ever since been snickeringly referred to by me and my other friends as “X’s Theory of Topical Rehydration.”
Absorption of caffeine through the skin is mostly bobbins science – some drugs can go through skin, but caffeine isn’t one of them. I think the way this would work, if it does work, is that you’d lick your lips and take in caffeine that way.
But really, Spazzsticks, come on!
The sulphurous stench of the volcano masks the chemical reek of the meth lab.
What else is ridiculous, is that “spastic” is an offensive word for the mentally ill or disabled.
“I’ll buy a Spazzstick!”
“I’ll buy a Spastic!”
Noob Alaskan police officer.
Isn’t this meant as a parody of the spiel on shopping channels?
The heat of the volcanoes in the beautiful little Eskimo village got into his head.