This Could Have Been Phrased Better…
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Wow.
I wonder if they’ll sell me that sign? Yeah, I could just make one, but it’s the raw authenticity (rawthenticity?) of the thing that gives it value and character.
Also, before anyone comes in saying it’s not a fail, two things:
a) It’s missing an apostrophe, so technically it is.
b) Shut up.
I love you, English Fail blog.
Hiro
Points for honesty
My brain wants to read it like an old medieval town crier, with an exclamation point after “peoples” and another after “sale”. Creepy.
She is actually talking about their private parts.
You win.
eww
Wouldn’t that be “Dead people things for sale”?
This sign is crafted entirely of winnium plated AWESOME.
Bring out yer dead! Sale!
LOL! This gave me a good ole’ belly laugh!