This Could Have Been Phrased Better…

December 15th, 2008

Submitted by Darren

Elevator Fail
Blue Marker Fail
Light Burnout Fail
Fox News Gone Wrong
Choose Wisely
It Used To Be... Further Away?
Baking Fail
Hello Kitty Fail
Birthday Greetings Fail
Sale Fail
Oops!
This sure makes for a good first impress...
Are you trying to tell me this or ask me...
Fired Over Email Fail

10 Responses to This Could Have Been Phrased Better…

  1. Hiro on December 15th, 2008 at 6:09 am

    Wow.

    I wonder if they’ll sell me that sign? Yeah, I could just make one, but it’s the raw authenticity (rawthenticity?) of the thing that gives it value and character.

    Also, before anyone comes in saying it’s not a fail, two things:

    a) It’s missing an apostrophe, so technically it is.
    b) Shut up.

    I love you, English Fail blog.

    Hiro

  2. Donna on December 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Points for honesty

  3. L on December 15th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    My brain wants to read it like an old medieval town crier, with an exclamation point after “peoples” and another after “sale”. Creepy.

  4. Illuminati on December 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    She is actually talking about their private parts.

    • Hiro on December 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

      You win.

    • The_Great_G on December 16th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

      eww

    • dim on December 17th, 2008 at 12:39 am

      Wouldn’t that be “Dead people things for sale”?

  5. Skwerl on December 17th, 2008 at 2:12 am

    This sign is crafted entirely of winnium plated AWESOME.

  6. a on December 17th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Bring out yer dead! Sale!

  7. Mandee on June 8th, 2009 at 3:05 am

    LOL! This gave me a good ole’ belly laugh!

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