English FAIL Blog

Classic.

To future commenters: Don’t be dicks about this. It’s cute and funny.

Adorably hilarious!

“Whores make you feel good. My Dad wants a whore but my Mom says no.”

Wives are total cock-blockers.

Dad’s got some ’splainin’ to do.

Hiorken, go spurt out some babies if you want to be motherly and stop telling people what to do. Dick.

This kid is truly the master of the double entendre.

I think it is a good idea to wait until 16 or 20 to buy your own whores…you probably have better judgment about which is an undercover cop.

Hores like carrots…lol!!And really, you wouldn’t think a (w)hore(s) could put their legs straight up.I mean,with a the (w)hores(ing) around they do,you would think they’d be awful tired!

OH,Lord…I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adorably HORE-larious! Bwahahaha!!!!!!!

Too, too funny. Gotta love the kids.

I call fake.

I’m wondering that, too…

yes it’s a fake - but that’s the point

In my days, hore was spelled with a w. whore.

It’s obviously fake, but really funny. I want hores too!

Since I’ve not seen you respond here before (or at least, not recently) I’m going to assume that you had no idea what I was referring to with my post. People often simply call ‘fake’ or ‘fail blog fail’ with entries like this in what I can only assume is an attempt to suck the joy out of it–sort of ape-like display of one-upmanship, calling fail on the failblog. I was simply attempting to avert such posts. Thankfully, I don’t see any, (regardless of whether or not I had anything to do with it).

As for your post, I like how you criticize me for telling other people what not to do and telling them not to be dicks by telling me what to do and calling me a dick. You sure showed me!

I know critical thought is considered politically incorrect and elitist these days, but failblog fails do occur, and when they do they must be noted, to ensure our supplies of high quality fail.

But this is hilarious.

My advise would be wait until 20.

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i call it ambition win

i get hore when i 16 or 20

Totally fake

my friend in my creative writing class got that letter from their second grade buddy, we wer crackin up aobut it

by the way, its not fake

Um, if that were the point, why would it be funny?

I assume you mean “advice.”

power to you

i see your point, but hes tellin ppl not to bash fuckin hilarious pictures…so yea

your a stupid fucking idiot so suck one

yay for you

Um…did this kid mean ‘horse’?
Haha gotta love em

Obviously many of you haven’t seen a third graders papers before. They really do spell and write like this, on almost every paper they write. I say this isn’t fake.

In case you aren’t aware, calling someone a stupid idiot is a redundancy fail. Not to mention your use of the wrong your. So suck one.

so cute. The people who thought it was fake obviously never had a second or third grader. The “fake” comments were probably from young adults. It’s definitely not a fake. It’s exactly the way a kid’s writing looks, and the spelling (phonetic) as well as the writing style for that age is right on. I give the kid an “A” on this assignment.

this is probably fake, based not on the handwriting or spelling but rather content choice. an actual child would be more likely to choose details such as where a horse lives, what it looks like, etc. The details chosen here are irrelevant to a child and purposely perverted (i.e. it can stick its legs up, daddy wants one but mommy says no), indicating a deliberate joke setup.

british spelling

God bless you, Raphael, for sharing this with us. I’ve… never been so happy!

improper use of the word your.YOU FAIL! also,you’re a dick.so suck one.

very true.i was screaming(in my head of corse) FAAAAKE! after i read this.

I don’t think it is fake, I think the child meant ‘Horse’, (Horses like carrots etc.).

Of coarse (pun) it’s fake. Horses do not put their legs straight up in the air and even 3rd graders know this. The feel good sentence doesn’t fit either. I think an adult, probably Dad, coached the kid. Regardless, nice work. This goes in the archives.

omfg that is hilarious

Trust me, you ride a horse and not feel a sense of being totally badass, and also i think maybe the kid might of meant that when a horse rears, its legs go up in the air.

Haha stupid kid.

Incorrect … US and British both use advice & advise. One is a noun, the other is a verb. You just don’t know how to spell.

WORD TO THAT

WORD.

Never to young to get yourself a good whore.

quality ruin, mate.

Haha cute, but don’t post it on failblog. It’s an honest mistake by an innocent child… But downright hilarious!!!

lmfao

too young