Cutlery Fail

January 21st, 2009

Submitted by Rob

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10 Responses to Cutlery Fail

  1. Gert on January 21st, 2009 at 10:26 am

    It took me ages to work that one out. I did have thoughts about others using the brought back items, and wondering if it implied a lack of washing in between, but I really did think that was stretching a point.

    I stared at it for ages and then it hit me. Which goes to show how often I (and doubtless others) read what is meant rather than what is written

  2. pannonica on January 21st, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Not getting this one. It could be coffee grounds or instant coffee that are being spooned out. Aside from the substandard syntax (no comma before or after “etc,” “etc” not having a period), poor word choice (“stop spillage” rather than something akin to “reduce spillage”), and poor wording (cf. the first part of Gert’s comment, above), I don’t see anything egregious and EF-worthy.

    “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” – T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

    • fpelayo on January 21st, 2009 at 1:14 pm

      “cuttlery” :P

      • pannonica on January 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm

        Thank you!

      • pannonica on January 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm

        >banging head against desk<

        • pannonica on January 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm

          Perhaps if I’d looked at the title of the post?

  3. sarcastress on January 21st, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    But far worse than the spelling error is “spillages.” Spillages? Really? Because “spills” is just not…fancy enough? I want to send that sign maker a slap-o-gram.

    • fpelayo on January 22nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm

      Looked odd to me too at first, but at least “spillage” is a real noun that can be found in a dictionary.

  4. Anonymous on January 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    I don’t know about in the USA, but in British English we wouldn’t say ‘use them also’ we’d say ‘also use them’.

    • American Anonymous on January 28th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

      In America it sounds fancier to say “use them also.”

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