English FAIL Blog

In addition to having the extra ‘r’ in hazard, the thing looks ridiculous!

Bad spelling may be harzardous to your health.

I think I saw this in an adult store.

Hall Monitor
http://detentionlip.org

The spelling is the least of its marketing problems. The thing looks like a dildo, for crying out loud. Why is it pink? Why?

“Torch” is what we British call a “Flash light”. I’m guessing the “flash” part is refering to the fact it probably has a button to turn it on “whilst depressed” or a function to make it automatically do the same thing on a timer. The hazard light is probably the same type of deal.

Looks like it was translated badly from German or something. They tend to break words up like that.

Yes, grammar/spelling is bad, but I understand what they are getting at.

Comprehension of meaning of “fail blog” fail.

OH GOD ITS THOR

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