Flashlight Fail

January 26th, 2009

Submitted by Eric

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13 Responses to Flashlight Fail

  1. Alex on January 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    In addition to having the extra ‘r’ in hazard, the thing looks ridiculous!

  2. L on January 26th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Bad spelling may be harzardous to your health.

  3. hall monitor on January 26th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I think I saw this in an adult store.

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  4. sarcastress on January 26th, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    The spelling is the least of its marketing problems. The thing looks like a dildo, for crying out loud. Why is it pink? Why?

  5. Makaton on January 27th, 2009 at 3:15 am

    “Torch” is what we British call a “Flash light”. I’m guessing the “flash” part is refering to the fact it probably has a button to turn it on “whilst depressed” or a function to make it automatically do the same thing on a timer. The hazard light is probably the same type of deal.

    Looks like it was translated badly from German or something. They tend to break words up like that.

    Yes, grammar/spelling is bad, but I understand what they are getting at.

    • Anonymous on January 27th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

      Comprehension of meaning of “fail blog” fail.

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    The spelling is the least of its marketing problems. The thing looks like a dildo, for crying out loud.

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