Customer Services Card Fail

15 Responses to Customer Services Card Fail

1. Steven on January 27th, 2009 at 6:44 am

   This is actually really coherent for corporate Engrish.

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   • nick on March 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 am

     it would of been funnier if you spelled it “actuarry rearry”

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     • Hmmm on March 10th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

       It would have been funnier if you had said “would have,” right?

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       • D / DM on July 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

         How would good grammar be funnier than bad grammar?

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   • D / DM on July 5th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

     I agree. What it SAYS makes no sense, but with a little effort, you can make out what it MEANS… mostly.

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2. Marrock on January 27th, 2009 at 10:51 am

   When will people learn that Babelfish is not always your friend…?

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3. Robbie on January 27th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

   I can think of one service they need to improve. Translation to start with?

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4. Jono on January 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

   Wow, a fail in every sentence!

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5. heh man on January 27th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

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6. Nay Nay on January 28th, 2009 at 7:35 am

   i think its more of a translation fail

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   • Metalnoir on January 28th, 2009 at 8:45 am

     I noted that on an earlier FAIL entry. I suggested that if someone is writing in a language which is not entirely familiar to them, they should perhaps seek the assist of someone who is reasonably fluent and literate in it. I was told that it boils down to a matter of pride. They are so proud in their perceived skill with the second language that they pass on getting the advice of someone who is actually knows something. Sad.

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7. The_Great_G on January 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am

   I think this one is better
   http://www.englishfailblog.com/2008/06/07/epic-store-sign-fail/

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8. L on January 29th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

   I wonder if anyone filled in the answer to question #4 with “your English communication skills”…

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9. heh man on February 8th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

   1. No.
   2. I don’t know. I never bought them.
   3. what
   4. Your translation department.

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   • heh man on February 18th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

     Also I just noticed the Chinese characters/kanji on the seal.

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