Menu Item Fail

March 3rd, 2009

Submitted by Sarah

Private Parking Sign Fail
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7 Responses to Menu Item Fail

  1. Anonymous on March 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    that sounds delicious.

  2. Bran on March 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Rape Rape, n. [L. rapa, rapum, akin to Gr. "ra`pys, "ra`fys,
    G. r["u]be.] (Bot.)
    A name given to a variety or to varieties of a plant of the
    turnip kind, grown for seeds and herbage. The seeds are used
    for the production of rape oil, and to a limited extent for
    the food of cage birds.

    translate herbage to greens to salad.

    the only fail is in breadth of knowledge

    • Isadora on March 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm

      “the only fail is in breadth of knowledge”

      …and the inability to realize when a word’s double meaning would be shockingly inappropriate.

      • odorikakeru on March 3rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm

        A good start is to assume ignorance in yourself and wisdom in others.
        Or… If whenever I was constructing a sentence in front of others I was worrying about possible double entendres I would never be able to crack one off in public again.

  3. SA on March 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Yeah, Fail Fail. The word is correct *and* is used in some English-speaking countries in this context.

  4. sarcastress on March 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    That is NOT what I meant when I asked them to toss my salad.

  5. James on March 4th, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Too much assault makes for an unhealthy diet…

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