Shirt Fail

14 Responses to Shirt Fail

1. Conrad on March 4th, 2009 at 5:53 am

   Maybe 15 years experience with welding, but not with language.

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   • F. on March 8th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

     Man, that’s evil. Right after the fances put you off guard, BLAM, the blaconies hit you.

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2. Craig on March 4th, 2009 at 6:24 am

   What? You gotta have a fance on your blacony or you’ll flal olf.

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   • Loquacity on March 4th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

     That’s gold, Craig!

     L

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3. wildmustard on March 4th, 2009 at 9:20 am

   I’m confused by the font change in the last bullet point …

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   • Craig on March 4th, 2009 at 9:28 am

     Maybe it’s because it changes? The screen printer just screens a different number there every year.

     …with washable ink, of course.

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4. Mike IGC on March 4th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

   This shirt might be one misspelling away from being an Epic Fail, especially since it’s permanent & not handwritten. Also note the extra (or is it ‘axtra’?) space after ‘fances’.
   I’m impressed that he got the guy to agree to pose for the picture!

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5. Loquacity on March 4th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

   It’s not just the last bullet point that has a font change, it changes at the third bullet point as well, and then changes *back* at the fourth. 5 bullets, 3 fonts! That’s got to be some kind of record, surely?

   L

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6. Greg on March 4th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

   I met this guy on a job site one morning and took the picture of his shirt under the pretense of possibly needing some iron work done. Isidro actually pronounced fences as fances. Same with blaconies.

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   • Canaduck on March 10th, 2009 at 10:59 pm

     Haha, wow.

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7. Udoli on March 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

   I Simply Imply Dat Really Ohfuck!

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8. Kimizzy on March 5th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

   Clearly they don’t have 15 years experience in speaking English.

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   • Applebee on March 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

     But they clearly have 15 years of experience in FAIL.

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9. Yue on March 27th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

   I would like to point out that this probably wasn’t the fault of the people who ordered the shirts (though they do fail for having missed the errors and wearing the things) but it was instead most likely the fault of the screen-printer.
   Actual example:

   A word in a phrase to be printed: “Energy”
   Post-printers: “Energry”

   It was very sad, and it happened on the entire batch of over fifty shirts.

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