English FAIL Blog

Ugh, thank you for putting this clarification on your forehead for me. I can’t even *tell* you how many times I’ve made this faux pas.

I guess when you’re that drunk, your apostrophes tend to droop into commas, and the rest of your punctuation simply fades away.

And do you suppose the over capitalization is compensation for something else? Hmmmm? “Look at me and my BIG letters!”

I’ve seen too many clever insults that would otherwise be hilarious (as long as I am not the receiver, that is) ruined by bad English.

Astute (and very amusing) observation. I think you’re onto something.

I still say this hat is the best way to pick up chicks.

Chick maybe, but not women

So many girls ” so little time

Yes, I do look fat in these pants. And you look like a moron in that hat. So we’re even.

I really can’t say anything bad about this hat because of its sheer awesomeness. If I saw someone wearing it, male or female, I would be too turned on to even notice the punctuation.

Haha, what the fuck? Why in the world would someone want to wear this on their head?