Exit Fail

April 7th, 2009

Submitted by Jon

Spacing Fail
Speech Fail
Notification Fail
Sick Restaurant
A Store Dedicated To Rabbits?
A Teeny Tiny Fail
Ingredient Fail?
Billboard Fail
Party Fail
Donation Fail
Can You Spot The FAIL?
For Sale Fail
Confusion WIN!
Video Surveillance Fail

9 Responses to Exit Fail

  1. danny on April 7th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    wow, just wow…

    • Metalnoir on April 8th, 2009 at 10:01 am

      I agree. Superlatives fail me.

  2. cheese fries on April 8th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    what?

  3. wildmustard on April 9th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I’m guessing this would be the exit to take when confronted with (I will try to post this) the type of hazard against which we were warned in our most recent quarterly safety update: apparently, useless junk and equipment ‘stored’ in the corridors may cause, and I quote, a “fire exiting deficiency.” I still want to find the person who coined that phrase and hurt him or her.

    • Metalnoir on April 11th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

      Wildmustard: If there should develop any such thing as a Wildmustard Fan Club or Wildmustard Appreciation Society, I’d like to be a member. Your wisdom is elegant.

  4. Rhyme on April 10th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    That attempt to give the “C” some kind of 3D look is moving… :x

    • Metalnoir on April 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

      I think it’s an attempt to “correct” the “C” into a “G”:

      “EMERGENOY EXIT”

      Superlatives continue to fail me. If only they’d attempted to “correct” the “O” into a “C”, this might not have been a fail.

      • HannaH on October 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 pm

        or maybe someone was copying someone else’s badly handwritten instructions…?…
        “make a sign that says emergency exit.”
        “how you spell?”
        “i’ll write it down for you.” (and his handwriting sucks)

  5. Kitty on November 22nd, 2009 at 1:57 am

    I’d be a Wildmustard fan, too. The signs are only mildly amusing – the commentaries are wicked funny.

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