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Do I have to provide my own drawing of a glass?

.35 cent? Thats a pretty good deal!

“picture of soda”

How much is it if I actually want the real soda, and not just a picture of it?

Well, in their defense, a picture of soda is probably better for you than the real thing. But I hope I’d at least get a real glass of water or something.

Can I get that ‘picture’ with ice?

I have always wanted a picture of a soda! Where is this mysterious pizza parlor located?! You must tell me!

Wow. Three wings for a penny. Problem is, you only get a picture of soda to wash it thru your system.

Also:

“Fresh Brewed Ice Tea” => “Freshly”

I think this is intended to be three adjectives describing tea. The problem is not, then, that fresh should be freshly. The problem is that the drink is called “iced” tea. Thus, the tea is iced, brewed, and fresh.

Juke Box s/b jukebox

Draft beer is sold by the door with a stiff breeze on your neck. Draught beer is sold at the bar.

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And I only get one request from the DJ.

I’d LOVE .35-cent wings! One hundred wings for $3.50 plus tax!! And where’s my PITCHER of soda!?

That depends on where you’re from. Both are grammatically correct.

And my freshly-brewed iced tea?

If I got a picture of soda would I appear refreshed?

Who says you can’t get anything for a penny anymore? You can get 2 wings and still have 0.3 cents left.

In a world where “bake chicken” is frequently served for lunch, I don’t think “ice tea” is egregious. Bad, yes, but not the end of the world.

Vern, your pun made me laugh and cringe at the same time. As for my two cents.. That picture better be by a renowned artist! I want my picture of soda to at least LOOK refreshing.

Just for everyone here, a picture is a measurment used for liquids isnt it.

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