Church Sign Fail

June 19th, 2009

Submitted by Jackson

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10 Responses to Church Sign Fail

  1. Laura on June 20th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    This is a huge pet peeve of mine. But I guess it’s better to be live than to be dead :-)

  2. Jackson on June 21st, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    You’d think that Jesus would have access to the “Spell Check” tool.

  3. Bo on June 22nd, 2009 at 1:16 am

    Belive there is a speller’s dictionary!

  4. Arthur Ice on June 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    my personal favorite was a church near my house.

    ‘Just because someone dies for something does not make it true’ the lovely irony of this is it’s a common ‘argument’ christians like to make about there OWN religion (the apostles wouldn’t die for a lie! would they?!).

    they put this up and totally missed the irony.

    • D / DM on July 5th, 2009 at 11:49 am

      I’ve got a better one. During that period of time when “Seven days without prayer makes one weak” was all the rage, a church near my house had a sign that read:

      SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER MAKES A WEEK

  5. Teresa on June 30th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Maybe they didn’t want to put “lie” in “believe.”

  6. Nokore on July 21st, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Belive that there is a lack of spellcheck in churches! BELIVE IT, I SAY!

  7. Mike on November 13th, 2009 at 6:09 am

    the best part of believe is the “lie”

  8. Luis on November 19th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Which is why the government does not want the church involved in school. I mean if believers of that religion don’t know how to spell then holy crap many kids would not know how to spell good… hope you guys get the subtitle joke… ok ill stop know… now… whatever my point is made

  9. martyfmelb on November 21st, 2009 at 7:18 am

    The message itself is the biggest fail, unless both lines are taken as one command :)

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