English FAIL Blog

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. But I guess it’s better to be live than to be dead

You’d think that Jesus would have access to the “Spell Check” tool.

Belive there is a speller’s dictionary!

my personal favorite was a church near my house.

‘Just because someone dies for something does not make it true’ the lovely irony of this is it’s a common ‘argument’ christians like to make about there OWN religion (the apostles wouldn’t die for a lie! would they?!).

they put this up and totally missed the irony.

Maybe they didn’t want to put “lie” in “believe.”

I’ve got a better one. During that period of time when “Seven days without prayer makes one weak” was all the rage, a church near my house had a sign that read:

SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER MAKES A WEEK

Belive that there is a lack of spellcheck in churches! BELIVE IT, I SAY!

the best part of believe is the “lie”

Which is why the government does not want the church involved in school. I mean if believers of that religion don’t know how to spell then holy crap many kids would not know how to spell good… hope you guys get the subtitle joke… ok ill stop know… now… whatever my point is made

The message itself is the biggest fail, unless both lines are taken as one command