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  1. August 28th, 2009 at 10:53 | #1

    IMO, 80’s is wrong, but it’s one of those wrong things that is widely accepted.

    I do however love the idea of the barstaff pirouetting to the sounds of Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Whitney Houston

  2. davidget
    August 28th, 2009 at 11:39 | #2

    Widely accepted?

  3. Kilgore Trout
    August 28th, 2009 at 12:19 | #3

    I would say “See your bartender for a ballet” is a bit interesting. The dude is supplying dance lessons?

  4. August 28th, 2009 at 13:51 | #4

    Maybe a “ballet” is a drink?

    P.S. “widely abused”

  5. Heather
    August 28th, 2009 at 18:38 | #5

    They meant a paper “BALLOT” –to use to vote for the worst songs. But someone wrote “ballet”.

  6. Udoli
    August 28th, 2009 at 19:08 | #6

    80s without the apostrophe

  7. Heather
    August 28th, 2009 at 20:01 | #7

    80’s with apostrophe is correct.

  8. nirakyma
    August 28th, 2009 at 21:24 | #8

    ’80s

  9. Anonymous
    August 29th, 2009 at 09:16 | #9

    80’s with apostrophe is most certainly incorrect.

  10. Shawn
    August 29th, 2009 at 14:06 | #10

    I believe you can ask for a Spandeau Ballet. True!

  11. August 29th, 2009 at 19:09 | #11

    Well, it starts at 8pm, there’s 5min open bar every hour, and it closes at 9pm. I don’t know if it’s a mistake, but it’s quite clever. Of them.

  12. Edsel
    August 29th, 2009 at 23:42 | #12

    lol.. Now THAT just ties the theme to the bartender perfectly, doesn’t it?

  13. 123
    August 31st, 2009 at 06:57 | #13

    it doesnt close at 9pm - read again 9 to close
    Where the date is show yeh it does show as 8pm but that doesnt mean its 8-9

  14. signwave
    August 31st, 2009 at 08:48 | #14

    Both are correct. Look it up.

  15. Rob-L
    August 31st, 2009 at 09:16 | #15

    According to AP Style Guide, 80’s is wrong.

  16. Metalnoir
    August 31st, 2009 at 10:11 | #16

    The 1980’s were a decade of FAIL in ways too numerous to list. Music and style only scratch the horrid surface of that decade. A bartender performing (or trying to perform) a ballet could only improve the situation.

  17. August 31st, 2009 at 11:14 | #17

    Wasn’t Tom Cruise trying to do that in Cocktail? And that was a fail, too.

  18. signwave
    September 1st, 2009 at 08:54 | #18

    Ahhhhh…if only the AP guide was the only guide. The apostrophe after acronyms, years, etc. was - not too long ago - the accepted practice. Now we’re starting to see style guides without this apostrophe. Times change and rules change, but those rules are not as cut-and-dry as we’d all like them to be.

  19. Pif
    September 2nd, 2009 at 04:46 | #19

    The fail is that all the songs released in the 80s were equally and completely radical, there can be no “worst” songs of the 80s.

  20. Phyllis
    September 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 | #20

    Definitely “ballot” phonetically spelled “ballet” is the FAIL here.

  21. Goo
    September 6th, 2009 at 13:08 | #21

    Because the s in 80’s is hypertext, the apostrophe is appropriate. Kudos to signwave!

  22. Mike GC
    September 13th, 2009 at 02:30 | #22

    Thank you!

  23. canEHdian
    September 16th, 2009 at 15:42 | #23

    The ballet with said bartender, is that between 9 and close, or at 9pm? Maybe its very graceful, using a score of 100% Eighties music….

  24. Anonymous
    September 17th, 2009 at 08:08 | #24

    absolute is spelled wrong hello!
    its absoulte not absolut

  25. Name / Nickname / Pseudonym
    September 19th, 2009 at 08:17 | #25

    (-:

  26. Anonymous
    September 20th, 2009 at 13:25 | #26

    Absolut drinks hello! =] Hit up the bars more. =O

  27. hello!
    September 25th, 2009 at 22:52 | #27

    Absolut is a vodka. Hello! Also, it’s not absoulte. Thank you.

  28. jishmo
    November 9th, 2009 at 19:04 | #28

    the fail is they spelled absolute wrong, they forgot the e

  29. Duh, moron
    November 9th, 2009 at 22:21 | #29

    Jishmo and Anonymous, Absolut, is a brand of vodka.. turn on the TV once in a while lol. Also, with regard to the 80’s debate, i believe it depends on how it’s used. for instance “80’s” could, if used properly, be considered a possessive noun. I.E. The 80’s music was interesting. Although its awkward, its not technically incorrect. Having said that, it IS used incorrectly here. i think the debate should be about how its used, not whether you can have an apostrophe at all.

  30. Anonymous
    November 12th, 2009 at 13:33 | #30

    80’s and 80s are both correct. The thing about choosing to use an apostrophe is just to be consistent.

  31. hehe
    November 13th, 2009 at 19:05 | #31

    oh some people are retards… i checked the comments just to see how many people would go “ohhh absolut is spelt wrong” *giggles* i’m obviously in the alcoholic gang!

  32. You
    November 14th, 2009 at 10:24 | #32

    @Anonymous
    According to MLA it is 80s

  33. lol
    November 14th, 2009 at 13:28 | #33

    @hehe

    So did I :P

  34. Iguess
    November 14th, 2009 at 22:50 | #34

    It’s not open 8pm - 9pm

    The event starts at 8pm. The bar is open 5 minutes every hour from 9pm until whenever it is that they close. 9pm to close, get it?

  35. Jaty
    November 18th, 2009 at 09:55 | #35

    Absolut is the name of a drink, that’s how it’s spelled.

    @Anonymous

  36. Anonymous
    November 20th, 2009 at 02:50 | #36

    no it isn’t you dumb bitch
    @Heather

  37. Anonymous
    November 20th, 2009 at 19:11 | #37

    @Anonymous

    I support this man.

  38. Brett
    November 28th, 2009 at 21:21 | #38

    I personally prefer using 80s. I’m personally excited to do my ballet with the bartender. Will we be using 80s songs? I’d also change 5pm to close to 5pm until closing, but that is just personal preference. However, I am shocked that no one else pointed out the lack of a comma between Thursday and September. It should read “Thursday, September 10 at 8pm” instead of “Thursday September 10. 8pm.

  39. Brett
    November 28th, 2009 at 21:21 | #39

    Brett :I personally prefer using 80s. I’m personally excited to do my ballet with the bartender. Will we be using 80s songs? I’d also change 5pm to close to 5pm until closing, but that is just personal preference. However, I am shocked that no one else pointed out the lack of a comma between Thursday and September. It should read “Thursday, September 10 at 8pm” instead of “Thursday September 10. 8pm.”

    I missed the end quotations. Dang my lack of attention span to check over my comments.

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