Apostrophe Fail

October 7th, 2009

Submitted by John

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14 Responses to Apostrophe Fail

  1. PNug on October 7th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I would respectfully submit that technically the apostrophe is correct here.

    “America” is singular and “it’s” is singular possessive.

    • Scooby Don't on October 7th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

      And I would respectfully submit that, technically speaking, you have just FAILED. And hard…

      “It’s” is ALWAYS a contraction of “it is”. The possessive form of “it” will always be “its” (without the apostrophe).

      Therefore, the only meaning that can be taken from the offending sentence is:

      “Where America takes IT IS pictures.”

      • John on October 7th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

        or contraction of “it has,” as in “it’s been a long time.”

        • Scooby Don't on October 7th, 2009 at 7:30 pm

          Thank you, John! I neglected the past tense!

      • HannaH on October 22nd, 2011 at 3:48 pm

        but to be fair, since most possessives use the apostrophe, it can be confusing that “its” and “whose” do not…but that being said, it was the first thing i noticed.

    • L on October 7th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

      Logically, that would make sense. But that’s not the case.

      It’s no wonder people complain about English being so hard to learn!

      (I would also question the correctness of the Walgreens name. I’m assuming it was named after someone named Walgreen… which means it should be “Walgreen’s”. Unless a “walgreen” is a thing and they used to sell lots of them…)

      • John on October 7th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

        Yeah, I wasn’t sure when submitting this whether it should be “Apostrophes Fail” or “Apostrophe Fails”.

        Of course, use of ‘fail’ as a noun is itself a barbarism (another type of English fail), so I’m not sure these concerns apply.

  2. adnoxious on October 7th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I wonder if they made that sign on their own photo printer.

    adnoxious.blogspot.com
    Taking aim at lousy advertising

  3. Aps on October 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Wow – I totally learned something new today. NEVER knew that.

    • John on October 7th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

      If you want to learn more, I recommend “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”. Of many style & grammar guides, it is the most entertaining. It even comes with a sheet of correction stickers so you can post your mockery IRL, not just on the interwebs.

  4. Daniel15 on October 8th, 2009 at 6:06 am

    I don’t think people will ever learn the difference between its and it’s :(

    Except for the readers of this blog, of course :D

  5. dylan on November 21st, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    I would respectfully re-submit that English has very few rules that ALWAYS apply, and “it’s” can mean both “it is” and the possessive form of “is”

    I’m a first year college student and I can figure that out.

  6. Brett on November 28th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    @dylan
    NO! It’s is ALWAYS it is. It works the same way as you’re. You’re is ALWAYS you are, and your is always the possessive you. There always is the location, and THEIR is always the posessive. I am in HIGH SCHOOL and I can figure that out!

  7. Brett on November 28th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    @Brett
    Well.. I made a bit of a mistake. There can also be used in a context such as: There were seven bananas on the table” However, THEIR can never be used there, and there can never be posessive. The point I was making was on it’s and its though. ITS is posessive, it’s is NOT.

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